Ever found yourself in a situation where you are dealing with a lanye sumbua?
After kumada high school nakumbuka niliget kibarua ya siku mbili sides za Eldoret. Nilikuwa nalipwa thao per day. So ningeenda home na thao mbekse. Transport kutoka Kisii ilikuwa arranged na ivo ndo nilienda Eldoret. It was not my first time in Eldoret so I already knew the place. The first day nilifanya job na ikakuwa fiti. Accomodation and food was arranged so sikuwa na shida hapo. Day 2 after job kuisha nilipewa 2k yangu na nikaongezewa thao juu ya transport kurudi kisii.
Mimi huyo nikaanza kuzurura nikingoja giza singeenda kisii the same day after all mi huchukia za usiku sana. mi hupenda ku travel mchana where you can see everything. Giza kuingia nikaenda nikachapa msosi kwanza kwa hotel flani hapo. Nikazurura zurura kiasi Eldoret nikatembea hadi White castle motel alafu nikarudi. nikaona wacha niingie club nijibambe. iyo idhaa club 411 ndo ilikuwa kusemanga Eldoret. Siku hizi naskia kuna club
mpya huko kama Timba, TMT, Signature, Panvilla. Nikachapa beer moja nikaona haileti shangwe juu ilikuwa weekday na ubaya ya weekday ni ati club haishikangi kama wikendi.
Niksema wacha nizurure alafu nione kutakua aje. In the process ya kuzurura, nikapitia paradise bar nikaona malanye nikateremka chini nikapitia nje ya clavers pub nikacheki pia malanye huko. Ubaya wa Eldi ni ati malanye wa huko wamechapa ile noma. Very ugly hata huezi simamisha. Nikaona hao ni noma juu walikuwa place ikona light na sipendi kuonekana nikibargain na malaya. Nikateremka kuenda chini hapo oginga odinga street. Kufika chini hapo kwa round about ya kuenda langas nikaanza kuenda juu ni kama naenda moi referral. before hata kuenda mbali nikapata malanye hapo uzuri ya hapo ni venye kulikuwa kumejaa giza giving me perfect cover to bargain with a lanye. nilikuwa na 3k nilikuwa nimesosi food ya soo so nilikuwa nimebaki na 2900. nakumbuka nikipiga a lap of honour nikisaka mwenye ako afadhali juu enyewe hao malanye walikuwa sura mbaya bana.
nikapata mmoja alikuwa afadhali. kuulizia naambiwa 350. Nikashangaa 350 aje na kisii inakuanga 150. Nikadai kubargain nikaambiwa mwisho ni 300. 150 ya room na 150 ya lanye. nikashtuka kwani Eldi kuma ni double bei ya kisii lakini nikasema haisuru. hapo mahali walikuwa kulikua na mlango ulikuwa unaingia kwa guest house kulikuwa na rooms. tukiwa tunaenda nilikuwa naguza huyo lanye anashinda anakataa akizua. nikimshika alikuwa akizua akidai nisimshike nimelipia kuma tu pekee. nikachorea. tukaingia room na ilikuwa safi ile kuruka. lanye alikuwa na trouser akatoa trouser na ngotha side moja pekee iyo side ingine ikabaki kwa mguu nikashindwa hii ni uchawi gani tena.
wale wa kisii huwa wanatoa kila kitu sasa hapa naona kutakuwa na shida. mimi nikatoa viatu na trouser. hata hakunistroke alinipea cd akanishow nijivalishe alafu alikuwa na attitude mbaya bana. after kuvaa cd nikapanda bed na before nieke kitu ndani naskia “leta pesa kwanza” tf is this. sasa hii ni nini huyu ameanza. kisii pesa ni after huku ni pesa before. nikachukua toja nikatoa 400 nikampea juu sikuwa na 300 imeshikana. nakumbuka nikimshow aniwai change before tuendelee akanipea soo nikaiweka. alafu nikanotice taa huko hazizimwi nikaona ikiwa somehow weird. but them huyu ni lanye probably she wont remember me in the next 2 seconds. nikaeka kitu tukaanza kazi. man thats where usumbufu ilianza. Mara “ooh usinishike matiti”, Mara after every pump she would exclaim “unaniumiza”. Mara “umenilalia sana”, Mara “ooh hii kitu yako ni kubwa sana ongeza pesa”. TF is wrong with this bitch. The one that bored me was “hebu nione kama condom bado iko”. That one was such a turn off bana. after she confirmed the cd was intact niliskia “ongeza pesa tuendelee umekaa sana”. fuck that shit. nilitoka kwa hiyo bed, nikatoa cd put on my clothes and walked away. the last i remember was her calling me saying atanifanyia bei poa tuendelee. went my way. that was a long night i ever experienced.
Hii hekaya imenimalisa.After kusoma jamaa akonna kibarua ya siku mbili analipwa thao per day na lasma apige budget ya place ya kulala na kurudi kisii na kukula maliar nikajua hapa lazima kuna interesting twists and turns
1.Lanye wa kusumbua early signs - chewing miraa, drunk, loud, signature lanye laugh,
2. How to avoid them. Just ask “Unaeza fanya BJ na ku ride?” Wa kusumbua can be eliminated at this point, based on how rude or shocked their reply is
Hapa ndio point ungetafuta mwingine.
Lakini kwani ulikua thirsty aje. First she’s ugly, then anakupea attitude. Na bado unajipendekeza umpe pesa zako. Kafukuswii niaje?
Kuna mmoja hapo karibu na medina hotel alishinda akini texh every one hour even after telling her Ill call her when I am in need. I blocked her and she started using another number. I had to be ugly for her to stop. Mental illness and prostitution go hand in hand.
She wasnt that ugly. In looks she was at least better than the others. I have this thing where if I have to pay for pussy then the whore must be good looking. Fucking an ugly whore is throwing money down the drain. I wasnt that thirsty. I wanted to sample and have a taste of eldoret lanyes.
Mimi siezi tomba malaya mara mbili. Malaya ukimtomba once ni ivo. Next time ni mwingine. The thrill is in fucking different women. I mean kama unatomba malaya mpaka unakuwa regular client si basi ukae tu na bibi.