LANYE STORY

his beautiful girl thought joining PUROSITITUSHON would improve her life. Alipigwa DOGI STYLE moja safi na MJULUS kama ya punda mpaka PUTHAE ikaumia. Now she wants your help​:sob::sob:

This is how it went.

This 28-year-old baby face damsel who carefully watches what she eats but could not carefully watch what entered her SABLENYA felt she needed money.

Her single mother used to work in a club and was most likely a BUSINESS WOMAN. Her mother got sick and died (we all know the cause).

Something told her that, “MBONA NINASUMBUKA NA NIKO NA NUNU KATIKATI YA MIGUU YANGU NA SURA NZURI KAMA MAMA YANGU?” In fact, this is how beautiful ladies with no jobs think.

Armed with her beautiful baby face and a tight HONEYPOT, she started going to clubs to DRINK ALCOHOL to get the confidence ya kuuza NUNU bila stress. She also started smoking weed (BIG MISTAKE).

When she was drunk in a club, A CERTAIN KAMBA SIMP took her and thought he would domesticate a ZEBRA. The guy ate her NUNUZ bila KWONDOM, and he felt raw THIEX was very SWEET.

Due to the sweetness of her PUTHAE, that KAMBA SIMP disregarded her bad morals and married her. I think the SIMP was a saved Christian who thought God changes people and could change SLAATS from clubs.

That SIMP made her pregnant. He loved her and told her to STOP ALCOHOL AND WEED.

But KUNGURU HAFUGIKI. This girl still felt she wanted to be like her mom to make money. HAKUTAKA MAMBO YA NDOA JUU NDOA HUBAMBA MAFALA.

She left her marriage mbikoz the guy asked her to STOP WEED AND ALCOHOL :sob::sob: (reason I don’t like addicted drunkard wiminz).

That SIMP aliachwa kwa mataa, and he remained single like me. Kijana ya wenyewe akaanza kunyonga, he started praying to God for a good wife.

Anyways, this baby face ZEBRA was now SINGLE AND HAPPY. She started doing online hawking of PUTHAE in Telegram. She would charge between Ksh. 2500 and Ksh. 5000 to make money and to avoid staying with a broke man who could not buy her MARTEL and VICEROY.

She slept in many different houses inspecting ceilings. She even forgot her kid in daycare, yet baba ya mtoto yuko na hataki kupeana mtoto.

As an experienced drunk CEILING INSPECTOR, she felt she was ready for a THRIISAM. One NDIEK was not enough. She went to a house with two men. AKAWAPEA WOTE PUTHAE.

To cut the long story shot, ALIPIGWA STIKI kwa hiyo NYAPWETHO yake mpaka ikawaka kama pilipili :sob::sob:. Now she has no feelings. Hata akikupea SABLENYA yake hasikii kitu juu ameuza mpaka imechoka inataka mapumziko.

She has tried quitting alcohol and weed, but she suffers from WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS. She is now addicted (reason sober men should not easily fall into the trap of drunkard wiminz).

She now needs your help to sell PANTIES and BOXERS :sob::sob:. Na anatafuta Kanisa aokoke na akubali YESU kama bwana na mwokozi wa maisha yake.

After she gets saved, I am sure BROTHER PIUS the pianist will pay dowry and do a wedding with her. I wish BROTHER PIUS well.

The facebook post had a photo…why didn’t you attach it you copy-paste idiot.kojoa ulale uumbwa

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