Lanye eaters mjichunge sana PEPFAR no longer exists

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Where did you get the impression that lanyes are a high risk group? You are more likely to get ukedi from your “loyal” wife or girlfriend than a lanye.

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Risks are no concern to me as a foot fetishist. If lanye has pretty feet I book a room and admire/play with them. Then namwaga hapo kwa toes. Zero risks, 100% satisfaction.

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Wait till you get athlete’s foot on your dick

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not to forget foot and mouth!!

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Wewe you listen to @TrumanCapote too much.

You are more likely to dry fry a regular girlfriend than a lanye. Shida ni hujui kwenye girlfriend amepitia from the last time you met.

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What kind of women do y’all date.

It is no longer about the kind of women we date. Soko imeharibika mdau. Umdhaniae siye.
I once espied a chic nilikuwa nachinjia back in 2005 akiingia kwa lodging na ndume mbili nikiishi Eldoret na vile alikuwa innocent. It was a chance encounter but hakuniona so nikakula cover then nikafuata pole pole nyuma like the MI6 I was. Chest pains karibu zinimalize. Niliingia mitini never to be seen again.
Then kuna dem ashawahi niambia anaenda kwa uncle yake on a Friday na hatakua available kuongea kwa simu weekend yote juu kwa uncle yake network husumbua. Na saa hio nilikuwa nimempeleka mpaka home nikafanya introduction kwa wazazi. Karibu nidedi juu ya diabetes na hypertension na hata sikuwa nimefikisha 30 years hio time.
Then I will never forget siku niliambiwa goodnight saa moja jioni on a Saturday after a routine phone call to my babe.

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