Only got three questions. Elders saidieni kijana
What is the typical price in Nairobi? Especially for dryfry
Do I pay first or after I’ve done the deed?
How do you pick which one’s best without awkwardly standing there and making it look like you’re buying slaves
yaani unataka kuskiza Radio jambo na malaya?
you will die…
He will, very soon
Dry fry toa 10k pale Tagged ama Instagram upewe
Lanye na drugs ziko same WhatsApp group kuingia ni rahisi kujitoa ni matanga
Don’t do it.
I hope you are not trolling. If you are genuine, don’t go that route. Do whatever it takes to get normal women, not lanyez. Once you go the lanye route, your life may never be the same again. For instance, you may stop trying to improve yourself, because most self improvement younger men do is to impress women. But since you get hooked to lanyez, and you don’t need to impress them, then you stop trying to improve yourself… It is a very slippery path. + Often one starts with lanyez (initially very cautiously), there is desensitization over the years, sometimes to a point where you eventually even start eating them raw. Tafuta ma-girlfriend wa kawaida. It is tedious, but it is often worthwhile.
What is the typical price in Nairobi? Especially for dryfry 150
Do I pay first or after I’ve done the deed? doesn’t matter
How do you pick which one’s best without awkwardly standing there and making it look like you’re buying slaves doesn’t matter
[SIZE=7]DON’T DO IT[/SIZE]
Just do it like Nike ✓
Prices vary depending on location/ how om demand the kahaba is/ accomodation costs. Chuom mob hiyo inafaa ku cost average of 500ksh (300-800Ksh)
The rule in most places is cash before service,but you can promise to add her tip kidogo for excellent services (ili usiharakishwe kama ma_umbwa wa hapa ktalk). Remember, money talks, this is bizness. Lazima mtoto wa single mother akule kama vile tuvyomkula mamake.
Thirdly and lastly, you have to enter action with boldness, lanyes can easily spot a first timer and they will punish you ruthlessly for that (including trying to steal from you.)
Tip: The hottest lanyes in lodgings and streets usually hide in the far ends and corners due to being bullied buy their fierce (not-good-looking) colleagues. The real OGs wale wa kitambo they usually control the premises since hao ndio wamekaa huko sana, so make sure you perform the famous “lap-of-hornour” drill before you settle on the best itina.
all the best as you endeavour into this rekless world of madness and darkness.
oh, and prepare for a long-term trauma PTSD after the deed. Sio ile PNC umezoea. Use the best protection you can find. Kaswende haibagui lugha wala tajiri.
The feeling is yuck!
nimesoma bila kuangalia username ikabidi nirudi juu nione ni nanj ameandika hii insha
kumbe jina @hoe_is_life ni ya kusema na kutenda
There is no honor or formula ya kukamua lanye,it’s like going to a public toilet ,enter the cleanest empty toilet booth ,with your tissue paper in your pocket ,do your thing ,wipe and leave ,you must be clinical in your approach,no fucking mistakes coz if you fuck up utalipa a very high price for your mistakes.
A you castrated? Just go and spot a clean pussy owner and tell them I want so eat you. They will automatically tell you the price. Kula kitu vizuri
There’s no way to avoid no.3, whether it’s before, during or after the act of self disrespect.
Umechoka na maisha kijana?
Just looking for a quick fix without the hustle of taking her to dates
It’s not worth it heri ununue bundles unyonge.