We Kenyans love to pretend. Not because we are naturally inclined to insincerity as many would have you believe. Rather, because we can smell bullshit from a mile away. We have no qualms about smiling and entertaining your naivety if it means avoiding a pointless debate and sparing ourselves a headache.
Who, you may ask am I addressing? Well. This is an open letter to the descendants of colonial era white settlers still benefiting from your ancestors legal (at the time) but unethical land grab. Oh Iâm sorry. âPurchase of land under willing buyer, willing seller agreementsâ. Enough with the pretense around this issue. The truth hurts and I am not here to spare your feelings.
The recent âinvasionâ of ranches in the Laikipia region by âtraditional herdsmenâ is but an example of the myriad of struggles that millions of Kenyanâs go through daily. When I say Kenyanâs, I am referring to African Kenyanâs by the way. Why? Because you white settler are for the most part, nowhere to be seen. When Kenyans are being teargased in the streets, fiercely debating on talk shows/ media platforms, writing opinion pieces on the state of the nation or generally making attempts to agitate for the betterment of the nation in some way, you white settler, are quiet.
You keep to yourselves.
You are content with mostly living off on your 40,000 + acre ranches in Nanyuki or Naivasha in the middle of nowhere. Driving into town in your off road Landrover type vehicles only occasionally to pick up âsuppliesâ at the âdukaâ.
You might hold the occasional social gathering in Nairobi. Country clubs and ârusticâ restaurant-pubs in the Karen area are favourites.
You send your children to schools such as Banda and Pembroke- relics of âKee-nee-ahâ, shut off from the rest of country. For senior school and university you send them abroad- South Africa and the United Kingdom no less. No wonder we have never heard you lament the poor pay of teachers and lecturers or the standard of education in this country.
What do you do when your people fall sick? I mean really, really, life threatening type sick. I suppose itâs back to the U.K for most of you. That would explain why we have never heard you lament the 2 month old ongoing doctors strike that we are facing.
You say that contrary to what most believe, it is not you the white rancher who is suffering the most from these invasions. You show us pictures of âWanjikuâ and âKamauâ. Small scale holders whose crops have been destroyed and animals stolen. If you said this to my face I would smile. Knowing full well that you mentioning âWanjikuâ and âKamauâ is merely your attempt to show me just how in tune you are with the âlocalsâ. The âlocalsâ who, because of your monopolisation of the land and knowledge of farming didnât stand a chance to begin with.
Forgive me if I donât share in your outrage. If you insist on behaving as if you are âotherâs expect to be treated as âothersâ. Your outrage now at the âland invasionsâ stinks of irony.
I hope this serves as a wake up call. If this- KENYA- is home, start acting like it. Until thenâŚmiss me with the bullshit.