Stupid nerd bestie. He should one day bring custom made chocolate to and buy another lady in the same office coffee and see how jealous Lillian will get. Atapewa coomer by force.
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:D:Dukipaka plaster kwa nyumba ya wakanyama niliona upskirt:p
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Hehehe…wanaume wengine ni ujinga tu wako nayo…lakini bado ako kwa metamorphosis ya kuwa fisi…he will learn. The moment atadeclare ataambiwa he is just a friend na aende akikaukanga. If I were him naweza fanya kama Captain hapo juu…bring less chocolates and strike up a convo with another chiq huko whether cute or not…then slowly withdraw all those goodies but talk to her as you are coming from the other chiq. Let the jealousy do the rest.
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Hii ilikua system ya zinjantropas who had not invented technology. Sahi nikuambia mtu raif raif utateremsha bendera ama nitafte mbele? ?
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The business of chocolates, flowers, picnics, walks in the park, coffee, opening doors, escorting to the gate, et cetera will always be a preserve of beta males and they will finish last. In fact, I onja those Swiss chocolates while clobbering the girl who posted that update.
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…… he he he best forum ever! mambo ya soft prostitution madem wafanyie mafala! 
sisi tunawadinya nyandu nyandu for less chumz & time wasted kumwongelesha endless stories!
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Like mhenga @Ice_Cube said, he who hesitates masturbates.
Never assume that doing good deeds to a girl will lead you to her pussy, this is being a weak pussy. Always make your intentions known at the earliest possible opportunity akikubali umwage ndani akikataa you march on like a boss.
after how long? :D:D
when you were sharing apples and giving her some, she was most likely sharing her apple with a rugged dude who does not even know what Vitamin C is… to him C is short form of cunt.
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Mlolongooo…? Sasawa mzae…
equally shocked by mlolongo, huyo dem ameshakuwa poko ndo maana yuampa bure hivyo
Nliwanga na mfoxy sponsor, decent. Only difference is she let me know shez a business lady…and I was cool by it. Hii ya huyu kaka iko na errors mingi sana…
Dude usiwahi fanya mwanamuke awe jealous .Anaweza panulia any dick and Harry 7.21pm then jioni 7.23pm anakufungulia . Utakanyaga matope ya wanaume wengine na hutajua. If you think you can play hard, then you will be hard played. If you have to play it then do it in the bushes.
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kama dame si wako and you have no plans of making her yours you should have no worries whether anagawa ama hagawi…wewe ukipewa unatomba vyema na unaenda zako…:D:D:D
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mbulshit!! to be honest the only and ONLY thing i’m usually generous with a mbitch is my sperms… period!!!
This has once worked to my advantage. Nlifurahia sana. soon to deploy it.