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Saw this in my whatsapp today. Mwanaume amejitolea yake yote, and u keep calling him nerd friend.
I feel for the befallen brother in the friendzone.
Then akienda zake wanaanza kupost long facebook posts about lack of men. Shieth!
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Huyu ni @LeoK …na bado hatawahi onja hiyo kuma…best he can get is a hug and the girl doesn’t want to be seen with him in public.
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Mimi nilikamua hii. najua ako hapo hurlingam
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nice try. stick to borrowing money.
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worst part nikuitwa “bestie”…nikajua namuwekelelea ile slap ya Big show kwa bust
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hapa ni kama investing halafu bizna haitawai leta returns
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boss concentrate na singo madhas
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At this age of smartphones and time, any man doing such without seeing my upskirt is a pure hidiota. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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Waaaah. Hapo you are right. Small world
Do you remember the last that knocked your car then enticed you with pushy?
yep and it was suweeeet
Hehehe
Just tell the woman what you want.
Me give my heart to a woman?
Not for nothin’, never happen; I’ll be forever mackin’
Heart cold as assassins, I got no passion
I got no patience and I hate waitin’
Ho, get your ass in and let’s ride!
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Very right. I asked the girl why do that to a nigga? Akasema the guy hasnt declared.
But i believe mwanaume kujitolea is a very clear indication
Rungu zimetupwa kwa bakuli moja hapa!
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I usually find its a way to say the man hasn’t met the qualification so by buying time wanasema that he hasn’t declared .
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The woman has a choice as well. If the nigga wants to play Father Christmas ni shauri yake
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Aseme kile anataka ama aendelee kuitwa nerd friend…
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As sure as the sun sets in the east, that “nerd” will get his return investment. Used to share apples with some lady workmate back in 2015, i was very sure sitawahi mkamua, nowadays everytime i meet her nalipa tu K ya lodging hapo mlolongo drinks on her
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