LADIES; IT'S TOO EASY!!

Ukiskia mzee mzima amedai ivo kuna shidaaaa!!

Some ladies took the phrase ‘sio sabuni ety itaisha’ too literal!! Yaani hawa watu wanagawa kugawa!!

For the past three days nimekua nikishikilia ariff beauty shop yake tao, alipatwa na emergencies flany… Izo siku tatu ningekua ni DF 3 different ladies kama nlikua idhaa… Sema watu qujianika… Alaf ni wajanja, mshe akiingia changing room kupima nguo, unaskia umeitwa ety umsaidie kupandisha zile zip za nyuma… Ukiingia mtu ako ndes!, Nui, hana any… Anyway izo ni za day ingine… Lakini nimeachwa na maswali mob sana, nashangaa kama kunawaga ivi arif yangu c amechota ka wote basi…

Skuizi after the second meet dame anawaga akitoa ndani kweli rongo??? Ikienda sana aiwes pita 5 dates…Ata chase anaku these days, akuna ile raha ya hunting… No wonder single mothers ni ka wote…

Advice yangu kwenu mangite! Kua mgumu kidogo bana, nyimana kinyamu for some time and maybe men will look at you from a different angle…Ivo ndo kadame flany ako fourth form amenfanyia although najua ni venye ni V na upus ya high school imejaa kwa mwongo, ngeus anakaza, amenkazia ady nikaanza kumwona differently, gf material c mtu wa df alaf story inaisha

Wewe during the first three sessions za metchi ushafanya styles zote, umenyonya kila kitu sasa c interest yangu kwako imedie…

Denying a man sex is or prolonging the time before you have sex is not an assurance of anything, if he is a cheater he will cheat but when you deny him it brings out the character in him… You can now judge him and decide what is best for you…

If you’re in the mood for it, there are things called dildos tumia izo… Lakini izi pia zina disclaimer;

  1. Usitumie dildo which is larger than the average D size of men… i.e usitumie kitu ya 9 inches alafu uende kupea ule mtu wa Dandora Pussy na akona ka 5 inch… Atakupaka uchafu tu alaf utoke apo ukisema ety men of today are useless

  2. Usitumie vibrator madam… You will have the same results as above, we depend on blood flow we cannot compete with electricity

Nimechoka kutype

Lakini kama wewe ni dame na at 30 body count yako ni more than 10, say it with me you are A HOE!!

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wise

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You are maturing …quite fast

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Meaning??

Boss… Watu wa dandora wawauliza nni sasa.? Hiyo si poa… Open another thread u apologize. Anyway dame wa kupeana ana target already. From your explanation ni kama they saw a young fisi who by look of boobs should sell his products by half price.

In short, madame ni plotters only that some have long time relationship proposals than others(ie. Kimtu cha nywele, hubby, rescuer etc)

mzee mzima body count ya 10 hu.meetiwa by 25 na hii raia

hakuna wanawake wa kuoa i say

Wallahi???

Kama ni kuoa basi natoa straight from high school

Jamaa wewe bado ni mless na lakini unaongea lugha ya watu wamekula chumvi, what does these days mean to a 19yr old

Nakuonea 18 fathe najua kitu unajaribu… Sijasema watu wa D nimepoint out mtu mmoja na anajijua acha pressure…

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nishawahi toa kwa haexul …lakini siwes hekaya …apana taka jela

long story short, aliget ball ya another man

At least leo hujaleta hate

These are things I saw but didn’t pay any mind to them since they didn’t affect me but sasa naona vitu 3d

ION Game nlianza kitambo

Cheza chini utaitwa pedo sai tu

haya, nimekuskia

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nmeitwa gay hapa. mi huitwa gay jobo. hii maisha zoea zoea mbaya. jela tu ndo gosh!

Like in seriously, I like this. If it isn’t a copy paste and you are the one who wrote this nitakuheshimu…
But if it’s a copy and paste, utafute shimo ya kuishi.

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hai! nataka kuelezwa kinaga ubaga nini hubamba na tutoi twa high school, kwanza uniform ni turn off kabisa, then story mnachapa gani? za odijo, na prefects mafala, na pano, wooooiiiiiii,

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You’re absolutely right kid, things have changed nowadays and that is damn right scary

[ATTACH=full]17596[/ATTACH] Hii kitu si plagiarised, kitu safi kushinda tako la homo

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:D:D:D:Dsawa mzee

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Acha nijibu mimi… I understand where you’re coming from with that question; you know when we reach a certain age i.e maybe 27 auezi date mtoto wa high school… But for me it’s different, nlimaliza juzi, I can relate with them a lot

But apo kwa ‘dating’ toa… Io apana dating ni df, it’s blunt but true

Personally sipendi kitu imepitiwa na watu wengi so high school iko fine… Then akuna kusumbuliwa daily, you only meet during holidays na nanga lazima anaanika!