La casa de papel [a j&j inc productizzle]

The following events happened in real time over the weekend.

Sonko gets arrested and flown to Guatenamo Kilimani Siberia prison
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Thrown in the cells like a gunia ya viazi…ghasia…Prisoners wait for him
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Aaaah ni Sonkoste…the prisoners get excited. Mzito gavana ameletwa kwetu.

Cell charge (Prisoner in charge) named Onyi ushers him with warm hands.
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ONYI: karibu mhesh. Usikuwe na wasiwasi…mimi ndio charge wa hii cell na tunakutambua mhesh. Karibu sana.

SONKO: asanti…hawa maumbwa wanafikiri wameniweza. Hawajui mimi ni nani.

ALL PRISONERS: sonko sonko sonko

As they shout his name.

Warm welcome.

FFWD: dinner time… as all prisoners are served ugali sukuma kavu the prison charge was able to bribe the prison guards to bring ugali sukuma nyama for Sonko.
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ONYI: mhesh, kwa heshima yako nimeweza kuhonga wardens waka organize ugali sukuma na nyama ya sungura…karibu

SONKO: asande banaa. Sitawasahau nikitoka hapa. Lazma niwa shugulikie.

STORY TIME DURING DINNER
A prisoner asks " Sonkoree tunaskia ulisha t0mba Esther passaris, tell us more"

SONKO: vuteni stool niwape uhondo. Ule Passaris huwa na coomer tight sana. Pia anajua kupeana blowjob. Ule mama alininyonya hadi nikaanza kulia machozi kwa kikamba.

Another prisoner asks…na je yeye uwika kitandani…as in sound track yake iko aje?

SONKO: wueh…wacha tuu. Yeye utoa nduru kitandani. Inabidii niingize polepole nkimbembeleza. Alafu sazile naenda kumwaga ana wrap her thighs around my waist as she kisses me hadi na mwaga yote.

PRISONERS: hahahhahha hio kali. Sonko sonko sonko.

AFANDE: Wafungwa, supper imeisha. Sitaki kuskia kelele. Stima zinazimwa in 30 minutes. So mlale…umbwa nyinyi.

ONYi: oya Sonkoree hakuna aja ulale kwa simiti. Pale kwa corner penye unaona mattress mbili inaitwa Statehse…hapo ndio utalala.

SONKO: nimeshukuru sana wakubwa

Lights off good night watu wangu.

5minutes later in the dark.
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Later that Morning, Sonko is transferred. But damage had already been done.

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Lmfaoooo

Hekaya swafi… tamu kama nyama ya sungura :D:D:D:D

Ukiskia sisi ni Sonko Rescue Team:D:D:D:D:D

:D:D:D:D:D amepasuliwa mayai kwa kinyambis

:D:D,nikiwa form 4 highskool kuna wild sungura tuliwinda na kuifanya kitoweo, hii kitu nitam ajab…

Onyi alitumia mate kama lube.

:D:D:D:D

:D:D:D

Yaani Sonko literary cried.Enyewe kila nyani na siku yake

nikalia machozi kwa kikamba:D

Ni mjanja juu sasa defence lawyer anateta mishandling of the arrest.

Amewachilwa ama bado?

:D:D:D:D:D

Shauri yako. Ukianguka na gari huko Dusseldorf usiulize nani au nini ilikukula.

Wtf
Never been gair

Sasa unanipeana na unajua Sonko ni Ktalker

WTF?

Bado hajaachiliwa, Leo pia lazima mayai ipasuke ndani ya kinyambis:D:D:D

So mlale…umbwa nyinyi:D:D:D:D:D

Haiya amewekaa remand…hahah