back in ocha when young boys get Circumcision after the healing…kuna kitu inaitwa mbiro… na ni tradition after kukatwa ukipona…the first thing u are suppose to do is kutafuta mrembo na ukamuwe dry fry…and in ocha ata hakuna kutafuta unapatanga ule jamaa amekupeleka already ako na dame ule utakamua dry fry
kwehura mbiro l remember nilipo enda kwehura mbiro na mrembo…she was a classmate came in my cubicle majioni and it was time for Tommy to Dry FRy…sasa apo ata sijapona vizuri…na to make thing worse dame was a virgin…nilipimisha kinyamo ya dame najaribu kuingiza lakini wapi…nikama kuingiza bottle top ya chupa ndani ya chupa…nikajaribu all in vain…sasa juu ya iyo struggle zile part za my johnson zilikuwa zimesonwa zika rapture na nika anza kubleed all in all sikukula and now l was in pain…
l had to escort her home…na iyo story nikakanyagia…na nikashow baba mdogo ule jamaa alinipeleka kuwa nisha kamua na mbiro imetoka he was very happy and proud of me hadi akanibuyia keg…
Si TLS umenipeleka mbali kiyana!
mimi niliumia sana before ni pate sympathiser…
Fact attempt yangu ya kwanza dame mmoja mkubwa aliniuliza “urenda kwihuura mbiro nanii?” and i was tongue-tied and very intimidated juu nilijiuliza kwani amenisoma akili…
hehehe I remember Winnie, a whorish Luo girl even by then and after that whenever she found me alone she would ask me “tuende tucheze ile game tulikua tunacheza” and I would feel so embarrassed hata nikimuona kwa njia I used to find a shortcut to avoid meeting face to face with her. Huyo ndio alinitoa rust
haha uyo alikuwa amekusoma akili hebu kesho nitaweka heka ingine nilipo chukuwa older woman kukamua vile alinitoa rangi hadi josto ikaenda sleepmode ikiwa na condom @Ice_Cube u should be proud of dat game mulicheza naye
Memories…I had a rika -mate who was the player & to uphold his status, akajaribu kwihura mbiro 2 weeks after circumcision, ilibidi akibimzwe hosi ashonwe tena Bila anaesthesia…let’s just say tulingoja mpaka Jan to do the did…
alikibizwa hosi pia mimi nilikuwa nirudushwe nivile nilinyamaza kama maji ya mtungi na uchungu yangu…hadi nikapona vizuri…l hate the smell of dettol hadi waleo
My mutiri was from kiambu and his brother was also due for circumcision as fate wld have it I was to be hosted at his parents home together with his bro so that he could teach how we wld conduct ourselves hence forth. 2 days before circumcision mzae drives me to kiambu akapean 25k for the expenses na akajitoa.
On the day of circumcision I found out they do not do the normal kind of circumcision ati nilazima uwekwe ngwati or they wld not consider you a man, they even have derogatory term for peeps without ngwati they call them mufuu…Mimi na ujinga yangu ya Nairobi nikakubali coz ckua nataka kuitwa mufuu.to cut a long story the next 2 wks were hell for me.
On 15th day it was time to wipe mbiro/soot surprise on me when the brought in 2 circumcised gals or as they call them irego. Jamaa akatoa order tuanze kazi Io ndio siku niliona k*ma imekatwa i have never been that scared mpaka nikashindwa kumbao ilibaki dame wamejitoa.
One of my neighbors had a habit of katiaring every skirt, na bado alikua kipii,; 8th day after facing the knife, these two ladies who he had katiad & they had also been keketwad, ingiad his cube, after his “bandage” has been removed & being “commando” they gladly presented their 180"…boy wangu alijua hio siku, you don’t katia ladies that had been keketwad when you are a kipii…pia yeye alirudishwa hosi bleeding & as usual no anaesthesia…
It also reminds me that these days, some of these graduates don’t understand the whole ritual/traditional process…you ask a “kiumiri” " How months are there?" and the guy gleefully answers “ikumi na igiri”!!! you feel like slapping the dude!!nkt!!
The questions older guys used to ask and the answers the circumcisee was supposed to give would give for some very hilarious reading. Let’s do them some day.
na nika anza kubleed 
hebu kesho nitaweka heka ingine nilipo chukuwa older woman kukamua vile alinitoa rangi hadi josto ikaenda sleepmode ikiwa na condom 