Kwani Makali ya wazungu haileweshi haraka?

[Machoka_Senior]

I usually see wazungu in these US movies drinking so casually any time of the day and yet they don’t easily get drunk. You will find these guys with bottles of vodka or whiskey all over the house pouring shots in the morning, afternoon, night and just gulping without even diluting. Mimi nikichapa tot mbili za Smirnoff asubuhi siwezi hata enda kazini. That day will be as good as wasted.

[Schizophrenic]

@Machoka_Senior

…I usually see wazungu in these US movies drinking so casually any time of the day and yet they don’t easily get drunk. You will find these guys with bottles of vodka or whiskey all over the house pouring shots in the morning, afternoon, night and just gulping without even diluting. Mimi nikichapa tot mbili za Smirnoff asubuhi siwezi hata enda kazini. That day will be as good as wasted.

Kwa movies ni sweet tea wanakunywa, we mkisii hujawahi acha kuwa mshamba?

[Machoka_Senior]

@Schizophrenic

Kwa movies ni sweet tea wanakunywa, we mkisii hujawahi acha kuwa mshamba?

Okay

[tyler123]

@Machoka_Senior

…I usually see wazungu in these US movies drinking so casually any time of the day and yet they don’t easily get drunk. You will find these guys with bottles of vodka or whiskey all over the house pouring shots in the morning, afternoon, night and just gulping without even diluting. Mimi nikichapa tot mbili za Smirnoff asubuhi siwezi hata enda kazini. That day will be as good as wasted.

Omogaka kwani wewe ni bure namna gani? You are the fools that think WWE wrestling is a real sport. Omoisi oyo, yaa! Bladi bure kabisa.

[Benn_Dover]

Tot mbili za smirnoff zinakupeleka aje. Bure kabisa.

[Machoka_Senior]

@tyler123

Omogaka kwani wewe ni bure namna gani? You are the fools that think WWE wrestling is a real sport. Omoisi oyo, yaa! Bladi bure kabisa.

Wrestling na pombe ziko related aje?

[Machoka_Senior]

@Benn_Dover

Tot mbili za smirnoff zinakupeleka aje. Bure kabisa.

Makali huwa yananibeba haraka. But chupa naweza kunywa Sana bila kulewa. For example nikienda lunch nikule nyama lazima niteremshe na Whitecap ama Tusker mbili na bado niruddi job

[tyler123]

@Machoka_Senior

Wrestling na pombe ziko related aje?

Yaani omoisi huezi ona hio connection? Both are make-believe, ghasia!

[Machoka_Senior]

@tyler123

Yaani omoisi huezi ona hio connection? Both are make-believe, ghasia!

Thanks mogaka

[tyler123]

@Machoka_Senior

Thanks mogaka

na sitakofunsa isi vitu tena yaa

[Machoka_Senior]

@tyler123

na sitakofunsa isi vitu tena yaa

Osichoke kofunsa Mimi omogambi

[PHARMACY]

@tyler123

Omogaka kwani wewe ni bure namna gani? You are the fools that think WWE wrestling is a real sport. Omoisi oyo, yaa! Bladi bure kabisa.

Mbwaaa

[cortedivoire]

Nikama ukileweshwa na balozi moja utapeana mkia Kwa pharmacy

[PHARMACY]

@Machoka_Senior

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tyler123:

na sitakofunsa isi vitu tena yaa

Osichoke kofunsa Mimi omogambi

Omuchifu mbitika yaa

[Old_Monk]

Ni ukweli ndio maana hard drugs ndio zao.