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Kwani elders wote kwa hii forum wanapitia dry spell? No new sexcapades?
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Tuwekee yako ya long holiday elder
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Mi niko dry spell mbaya sana. Almost 3 months.
Most women available wanataka twende the dating route. Sina time, plus this year I’ve become as stingy as hell with my money.
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Hapo Kwa stingy as hell tuko pamoja
Juzi wkend I took an old kunguru I used to bang during the pandemic out. What a jarring experience it was
Kwnza dame kimenona then coz ni masters student kanabonga too much nonsense loudly, uninformed opinions, the empowered bs lingo yet she is eating my money. Hiyo 2k imeniuma sana, told myself never again
Was supposed to buy 2 goats the next day. Imagine ilinyass bana a huge market I only arrived to find a couple of rams and two old females. Don’t even know how I dismantled the 14k. Jinxed puccy is real wasee
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Mimi hutaka tu kutomba @TrumanCapote mcoondu.
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Mi niko dry spell mbaya sana. Almost 3 months.
Most women available wanataka twende the dating route. Sina time, plus this year I’ve become as stingy as hell with my money.
[/quote].. Haha, but you said you spend 335K in 2 weeks
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Hapo kwa stingy umepita mtihani, sasa step number two… Promise them marriage
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Hio ndio kitu huwa imenishinda hata jokes wise…ku promise dame marriage…never. dame akianza hizo story mi hu switch up haraka upesi kabisa iwezekanavyo…hizo ndio vibes sinanga.
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… kuna stage wanaangalianga tu vile wata settle. Take advantage of that phase, akiingia box, after some time, sema uko broke. Ajitoe.
Hapa ni kucheza game yao tu.. yeye anadai uji commit.. cheza hio game ukijua ukona exit strategy atari sana.
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Kwani Ile bahasha iilisha pesa ?
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Elder hana mbirrions
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Even with an exit strategy siwezi taja marriage…nikudai friendship with benefits if your in good if not then sawa pia…mwanaume ni kujaribu. But bado il keep nudging her here and there for some action…buda eventually utapewa tu.
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Bora umepata kitu unasaka, means hazijalishi sana
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Kujia through pass moja kali sana.
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I said “make” not “spend”. 
You know better: in a sole entrepreneurship, there’s basically no distinction between the owner and the business.
At the moment, most of the money I make goes into expanding the biz. Sina pesa ya kushare na kunguru.
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Kama through pass inatoka kwako, itabidi huyo mumama akuje na 2 passport-size photos, certificate of good conduct, na bank statement ya 6 months. 
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NIMEKUA STINGY NA DOO SANA. LAKINI OF LATE NIKAMA KUNA SHORTAGE YA QUALITY WOMEN NAIROBI. WATU WENGI WAKO HAND TO MOUTH SAHII. AND I THINK MEN WAKO UPCOUNTRY NDIO WANA PATA QUALITY, YOUNG TIGHT AND CHEAP WOMEN SAHII
AS @Guru2.0 AMENENA, YOU TAKE A MOUTHY, BROKE FOOL OUT ONLY TO END UP FOOTING A BILL THAT GOES NOWHERE
NEXT YEAR, AFTER MAKING MY BUSINESS FULLY REMOTE, IM PLANNING TO DO A 6 MONTH PUDESH ROAD TRIP. KUANZIA NAIROBI HADI WESTERN, TO NOTHERN KENYA, BACK TO THE EAST COAST, DOWN TO ARUSHA AND BACK TO NAIROBI. I WILL GO TOWN TO TOWN, SAMPLING THE BEST PUSSY I CAN FIND AND DOCUMENTING IT. A NEW TOWN EVERY WEEK FOR 6 SOLID MONTHS
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Bas. You said it. Nothing more nothing less.
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yaani even after all the simping mkiwa na doktari hujapewa mkia?
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