Nahama usiku kama jaruo.
It was an eventful seven years.
Umetoka kimathi unaenda mt Kenya university?
Weka hekaya full wacha kutupea in bits kama pamba.
Enjoy your retirement t-rex
I always assumed wewe ni native huko. And that Gashwin was just you trying to pronounce Gachwin 
Umeenda wapi
Thanks but miaka imebaki kiasi.:D:D
Unauliza mtu wa 77 years anaenda wapi:D:D
Karibu na home, Embu.
Hiyo hekaya ikuje asap
Mwalimu, umekula wanafunzi wangapi ?? iyo laana ujue bado itakufuata
Sasa unafaa two hot slayqueens wakusaidie kukula hiyo retirement package. You are a low risk high reward target juu machine iliisha treads 1997. Nipee contract nikutafutie wawili hapa K.U ama K.C.A:D:D
Congratulations on your promotion. You deserve it.
Mbona mtu akihama lazima one or two things zivunjike?
Gashwin funga Hio flatscreen vizuri isilete hasara
Nimefunga.
Gashwin will you now see the family more often?
I will be living at home:):D:D
Morio, I thought huko ndio muchatha…?
Very nice.
Haufiki huku kwetu bana?