Wazito…when i was kule majuu…(before nioe). kuna tradition ya kutumwa upeleke packages by friends to their relatives hapa mtaani. Sometimes it was the other way round. Unaambiwa ukutane na local relatives wa mabeshte uchukuwe goods urudi nazo majuu. So nikaambiwa na co-worker nikutane na cuzo yake aniwai ma Tshirt ziko na theme ya kenyan flag. Nikakutana na gyal dem. She was beautiful…light skin pia. Sijui mamanzi wakisikia umetoka majuu huwa wanachizi ama nini. Wanakuwa wet hata before mmeet.After picking up the items…one sato sina mpango so she asked me what i was upto. Sikuwa na rada. So we decided to go grab some nyam chom pale kamakis…then tukapewa moja mbili hivi. It was late at night so i had to drop her off “nikijuanga nyumbani.” Wazito…hivo ndio tarimbo ililala ndani. So nikarudingi majuu…kept in touch lakini manze that was the mistake. She started giving me all her problems. Sometimes she would borrow me money ati gas imekatikia kati kati ya kupika…mara ati hana pesa ya super, mara ati hana fare ya kwenda job. It got soo bad it was a turn off. I was hoping to keep the wood burning ndio nikikujanga nachukua slices anytime of my convenience but vile alianza omba omba i was left with no other choice but to block her sorry åss. Btw she was a single mother. So baada ya ku pump nika dump na kurudi karura. Part 2 different chic coming
She had a mission FOOL. She thought you are earning good money abroad only to realize you are just another broke ass… you were probably doing odds in Qatar or Dubai
Hawa watu wa majuu kwanza wa kutoka States huwa na ufala sana.Anakuja holiday bila dollars in cash,ni ka credit card tu kako na limit ya sijui 200 dallaz halafu anataka apewe kumaste just coz of accent na ati ametoka states.Walikua na tabia ya ku ghost bills pale K1 na Mercury ABC.Ukiingia uko ati ‘you know am from minesorra’ na uitishe mzinga unaambiwa leta kadi ikue swiped kwanza.very useless cunts.
sounds plausible, and the threadline realistic. we need real hekayas, not imaginations. nilikulia mdosi fulani ka intern. having just returned from majuu mdosi akanishpw niongeleshe intern wake nimpe leads za kuenda majuu – mimi na ufisi, heheee… the story ended same style, she demanded too much cash hand outs from me when I returned majuu, unrealistic. but niliwahi kadame dry fry three days in exchange of a smart phone (10K damage). three years latter mdosi akafura kama madazi, alishikanisha nilidinya ka intern kake na ni kama hakuwahi pewa slices. Instead of the boss eating, I suspect another nigger ate the girl when i returned majuu. The intern moved on, mdosi akabaki ameduwaa tu.