kupanguzwa na mate

When I was little my cousins and I would complain about how our mums would wipe something offour faces with saliva. We still complain and when we do they tell us that is nothing comp
with being feed with beans prechewed by our grandma and we shout iyaaaak. Now am grown with a baby of my own , I would be lying if I said sijawai mpanguza na mate despite the existence of wipes he he I have on more than one occasion feed him with pieces of chicken that I have reduced to manageable pieces with my teeth. I do not know if I do these things coz my mama did them since they say we slowly became our parents or it just comes naturally. I can bet my son shall be extremely disgusted when I mention these deedscto him when he is grown. I’m sure of one thing though there is lots of love in the carrying out of these weird habits

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It is a natural habit in animals. Seen how chicken feed their young ones? Exactly the same way- by breaking grains to manageable size with their beaks.

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The moment they learn about oral sex, eating some pre-chewed chicken or being wiped with mate will be peanuts

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Your family tree is still evolving. Hopefully by the time your grandkids have their own kids, the trait will have disappeared.

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I have done the saliva thing with my kids too.

I could be wiped with saliva town katikati kama nimeparara uso… no big deal

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It isn’t easy being a mother.

mortar and pestle can be used too

that’s why the Palestines still want revenge…

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The outcome would have been different had Goliath carried a few rocks

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https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/28tsuc/til_manchu_women_used_to_show_affection_for_their/

if kupanguzwa na mate is gross…think of this manchu mothers who B.J their sons in public

hated that growing up

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aren’t all ours?

it could be worse…wild dogs regurgitate their cubs’ lunch…

I still use saliva every morning to wipe out those hard sleep crystals (bicho in greek and ololo in luopean)that gather at corner of the eyes after some good night sleep.

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Or if he had paid attention in Shield Use 101 in training school.

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TBT manenos! This post just brought back memories of my mother & my siblings… this was usually done on the way whenever you were paying a visit to the wageni’s home …

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And during that journey you take great care usijichafue

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Good to know you were too lucky/ unlucky to experience this

Well being huge he could have used whatever weapon na hakuna MTU angemuliza , I think he mocked David for his choice of weapon he was too proud to use a stone

Mimi ningesumbua Mama kwa sababu za kipuzi she would spit on my face and tell me to leave her alone.