Kunyoa Makwapa Na Mafudhi....................

General
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I strongly believe “mwanaume ni nywele, kunyoa ni kwa Merino sheep”.

And if God didn’t want us to have body hair, why did He give it to us? I even love a bushy bush, if you know what I mean. Pheromones perhaps.

Lakini sasa there is a problemation. MSiM is forcing me to nyoa my armpits and mafudhi. Eti the long, grey pubic hair turns her off, na makwapa zinanuka uzee.

I am thinking, if I do that Memsahib na yeye atauliza maswali; “kama sijacomplain, who is?”

I am between a clitoris and a soft labia (rock and a hard place, get it?)

Pris, pris advice me.

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Conflict of interests I see.:D:D:D

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Guka. Hizo futhi dye black alafu relax. Ikiweza funga pony tail. Thank me later

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Start swimming, then shave EVERYTHING! Say it is for aerodynamics.

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you never disappoint:D:D:D:D:D:D

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Ona sasa guka umemvutia mnusa makwapa @gashwin

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@gashwin, Ngabu, I am sure you have faced these kinds of ‘old’ problems. How do you deal with them?

(Another embarrassing one nowadays is kununua pombe for a hot 19-year old the whole night, unachichocha vile utaenda Saba Nzuri lakini ukifika kiwanja ya mpira hata national anthem pekee hauwezi toboa…)

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umeachana na chokra rafiki yako sasa umepata kigezo cha kuniandama, eh? just understand how your body works…

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Sijawai jishughulisha na chokra.

You are the one who supported some ambit sniffer in trolling me so I concluded birds of a feather…

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Hapana tambua kunyoa.

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alright, i was not supporting him, just stating a biological, nature truth…
sorry for associating you with the said chokra…
i don’t go about looking for armpits to sniff…
have a good day, Sir…

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@aviator gathee anataka usaidisi

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If anyone wants me shave wherever then she better be prepared to do it herself. I have had it from around five hot mamas and I admit it feels kinda nice.

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Kaa ngumu nywele ni zako

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I ENJOY SNIFFING A WOMANS ARMPIT AND HER UNWASHED THONG

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I think its a personal choice so uamuzi Ni wako. Lakini apana sema ‘If God wanted us to shave’ bullshit. Hata kucha za miguu Na mikono, Na manywele za kichwa Na madevu humea Na unanyoa; otherwise ungeziacha ivoivo

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You are as mad in the daytime as you are in late nyt!:D:D:D:D:D:D

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Hi luv @FieldMarshal CouchP

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Cross generation sex tulisema tuache…, if i catch you old wankers the lasses we are supposed to marry utaona moto

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Set them makwapas and futhi on fire. Huwanga zinaniuthi sana.