Kunyandua Albino

Penologist · May 15, 2019, 6:35pm

:D:D:D:D:eek::eek::oops::oops:o_O

hakimoto · May 15, 2019, 6:35pm

You’re carying us how

under23 · May 15, 2019, 6:43pm

MadPhilosopher:

My time to shine has come
I dated an albino for some years. Talking about sexual experiences it was normal as any other person but she had very few friends and was clingy towards me. I just understood it as i felt she must have grown up segregated. The worst thing was the stares from the public, kila pahali tungeenda people would just mad stare at you to a point public events become uncomfortable for me, she herself was used to it though. It even fikad a point i was getting stares by virtue of association, i would get stares even when i was alone coz i got a reputation as the “guy with the albino chick kwa mtaani” Africans and their superstitions. The weirdest thing was she used to request i store for her my urine as she claimed it helped her with her skin during harsh sunny weather. So huwa nilikuwa nakojoa kwa bottle na angetumia kama lotion.If i happened to forgot to pee in a bottle angekasirika sana and become emotional. So everytime i forgot to pee in a bottle i would have to drink a 1 litre bottle of water in an attempt to get her the medicine. It was a hard affair. After a while it was a turn off coz getting aroused by someone who smelled of your piss was kind of a steep hill to climb. Anyways one day a tanker transporting grease had an accident and spilled most of it’s content on her, it was very traumatic na alifika home kama analia. We tried washing the grease off for days but wapi, it just wouldn’t come off.She had acquired an artificial brown tan. She now lives her life as a brown girl and has since stopped using my urine as lotion. After being brown for some months she got an attitude and started to try to live the life she missed in her younger days. we parted ways shortly after. Sometimes i think she was with me because of my urinal healing properties.

Badala ya kuiron Nguo za kesho na kubrush viatu usikae mchafu.

Uko hapa na maparagraph refu refu

magreb · May 15, 2019, 6:51pm

MadPhilosopher:

My time to shine has come
I dated an albino for some years. Talking about sexual experiences it was normal as any other person but she had very few friends and was clingy towards me. I just understood it as i felt she must have grown up segregated. The worst thing was the stares from the public, kila pahali tungeenda people would just mad stare at you to a point public events become uncomfortable for me, she herself was used to it though. It even fikad a point i was getting stares by virtue of association, i would get stares even when i was alone coz i got a reputation as the “guy with the albino chick kwa mtaani” Africans and their superstitions. The weirdest thing was she used to request i store for her my urine as she claimed it helped her with her skin during harsh sunny weather. So huwa nilikuwa nakojoa kwa bottle na angetumia kama lotion.If i happened to forgot to pee in a bottle angekasirika sana and become emotional. So everytime i forgot to pee in a bottle i would have to drink a 1 litre bottle of water in an attempt to get her the medicine. It was a hard affair. After a while it was a turn off coz getting aroused by someone who smelled of your piss was kind of a steep hill to climb. Anyways one day a tanker transporting grease had an accident and spilled most of it’s content on her, it was very traumatic na alifika home kama analia. We tried washing the grease off for days but wapi, it just wouldn’t come off.She had acquired an artificial brown tan. She now lives her life as a brown girl and has since stopped using my urine as lotion. After being brown for some months she got an attitude and started to try to live the life she missed in her younger days. we parted ways shortly after. Sometimes i think she was with me because of my urinal healing properties.

Dafaq!!!

Pendejo · May 15, 2019, 6:58pm

Top ten bucket list items before 40(sexual)

Omunyambi · May 15, 2019, 7:00pm

They do not do makeup because of inflamation.

Kolando · May 15, 2019, 7:05pm

Sasa ulikua unatafuta bottle ukojolee ndani?? unarogota chupa kama chokoch

Kumbaffu · May 15, 2019, 7:19pm

You have quite an imagination. Nimewachia hapo lorry ya mafuta ilianguka albino akapakwa mafuta akakuwa brown skin :D:D:D:D:D:D

inzhener_otmetka · May 15, 2019, 7:22pm

A new low… trying to market your urine as being medicinal… to talkers?
Only in Ktalk!

Baby_Panay · May 15, 2019, 7:24pm

:D:D:DYaani lori mzima ikatoka huko ikakuja ikaanguka karibu na Albino wako ikamumwagia grease?? Unaona kama ni watoto wa kindergarten wako hapa uwapatie hekaya za abunuasi?

kalel · May 15, 2019, 7:25pm

:D:D:D:D:Dfinally a hekaya that can only be found in the village(I hope)…ningekuambia kojoa ulale but lala tu

BlingBling · May 15, 2019, 7:29pm

so you’re trying to market your urine?

Ras_Junior · May 15, 2019, 7:34pm

MadPhilosopher:

My time to shine has come
I dated an albino for some years. Talking about sexual experiences it was normal as any other person but she had very few friends and was clingy towards me. I just understood it as i felt she must have grown up segregated. The worst thing was the stares from the public, kila pahali tungeenda people would just mad stare at you to a point public events become uncomfortable for me, she herself was used to it though. It even fikad a point i was getting stares by virtue of association, i would get stares even when i was alone coz i got a reputation as the “guy with the albino chick kwa mtaani” Africans and their superstitions. The weirdest thing was she used to request i store for her my urine as she claimed it helped her with her skin during harsh sunny weather. So huwa nilikuwa nakojoa kwa bottle na angetumia kama lotion.If i happened to forgot to pee in a bottle angekasirika sana and become emotional. So everytime i forgot to pee in a bottle i would have to drink a 1 litre bottle of water in an attempt to get her the medicine. It was a hard affair. After a while it was a turn off coz getting aroused by someone who smelled of your piss was kind of a steep hill to climb. Anyways one day a tanker transporting grease had an accident and spilled most of it’s content on her, it was very traumatic na alifika home kama analia. We tried washing the grease off for days but wapi, it just wouldn’t come off.She had acquired an artificial brown tan. She now lives her life as a brown girl and has since stopped using my urine as lotion. After being brown for some months she got an attitude and started to try to live the life she missed in her younger days. we parted ways shortly after. Sometimes i think she was with me because of my urinal healing properties.

:D:D:D:D Mbegu ya hiyo bangi yako panda mahali tafadhali isipotelee

Bokilo · May 15, 2019, 9:34pm

eeeeish… hii kijiji…flood inakuja kubeba wakojozi,iko misri inawarm up

coldpilsner · May 15, 2019, 10:01pm

Upuss

system · May 15, 2019, 10:08pm

Amemarket mkojo akikojolea thread
:D:D:D:Dpewa like

LePhilosopher · May 15, 2019, 10:26pm

All hail MadPhilosopher the first of his name, conqueror of Albino pussy, he who possess cure in his urine :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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Pendejo · May 15, 2019, 11:50pm

Don’t get your knickers in a twist. Villagers are courting your stupidity courteously.

Meria_Mata · May 16, 2019, 5:09am

MadPhilosopher:

My time to shine has come
I dated an albino for some years. Talking about sexual experiences it was normal as any other person but she had very few friends and was clingy towards me. I just understood it as i felt she must have grown up segregated. The worst thing was the stares from the public, kila pahali tungeenda people would just mad stare at you to a point public events become uncomfortable for me, she herself was used to it though. It even fikad a point i was getting stares by virtue of association, i would get stares even when i was alone coz i got a reputation as the “guy with the albino chick kwa mtaani” Africans and their superstitions. The weirdest thing was she used to request i store for her my urine as she claimed it helped her with her skin during harsh sunny weather. So huwa nilikuwa nakojoa kwa bottle na angetumia kama lotion.If i happened to forgot to pee in a bottle angekasirika sana and become emotional. So everytime i forgot to pee in a bottle i would have to drink a 1 litre bottle of water in an attempt to get her the medicine. It was a hard affair. After a while it was a turn off coz getting aroused by someone who smelled of your piss was kind of a steep hill to climb. Anyways one day a tanker transporting grease had an accident and spilled most of it’s content on her, it was very traumatic na alifika home kama analia. We tried washing the grease off for days but wapi, it just wouldn’t come off.She had acquired an artificial brown tan. She now lives her life as a brown girl and has since stopped using my urine as lotion. After being brown for some months she got an attitude and started to try to live the life she missed in her younger days. we parted ways shortly after. Sometimes i think she was with me because of my urinal healing properties.

some things i read here, hehe
ktalk sihami

rollout · May 16, 2019, 6:02am

MadPhilosopher:

My time to shine has come
I dated an albino for some years. Talking about sexual experiences it was normal as any other person but she had very few friends and was clingy towards me. I just understood it as i felt she must have grown up segregated. The worst thing was the stares from the public, kila pahali tungeenda people would just mad stare at you to a point public events become uncomfortable for me, she herself was used to it though. It even fikad a point i was getting stares by virtue of association, i would get stares even when i was alone coz i got a reputation as the “guy with the albino chick kwa mtaani” Africans and their superstitions. The weirdest thing was she used to request i store for her my urine as she claimed it helped her with her skin during harsh sunny weather. So huwa nilikuwa nakojoa kwa bottle na angetumia kama lotion.If i happened to forgot to pee in a bottle angekasirika sana and become emotional. So everytime i forgot to pee in a bottle i would have to drink a 1 litre bottle of water in an attempt to get her the medicine. It was a hard affair. After a while it was a turn off coz getting aroused by someone who smelled of your piss was kind of a steep hill to climb. Anyways one day a tanker transporting grease had an accident and spilled most of it’s content on her, it was very traumatic na alifika home kama analia. We tried washing the grease off for days but wapi, it just wouldn’t come off.She had acquired an artificial brown tan. She now lives her life as a brown girl and has since stopped using my urine as lotion. After being brown for some months she got an attitude and started to try to live the life she missed in her younger days. we parted ways shortly after. Sometimes i think she was with me because of my urinal healing properties.