Kunuka vis-à-vis kunukia

When @Tauren walks past you, you are treated to aromatic nuanaces of Oud, Patchoulli, Musk, Citrus, Tonka bean, and Vanilla. (Kunukia)

When @minomolokanyunjakoko walks past you, you are tortured by revolting wofts of heavy sweat, rotten mbuta fish, fecal matter, and smegma. (Kunuka)

Moral of the story – I smell remarkable.

I possess an astonishing repertoire of pricey colognes, aftershave, shower gel, and shampoo – to keep the body odour at bay.

My cologne collection alone costs enough to purchase @PERDITION’s entire village in Kitui, and all peasants who reside there.

Cheers.

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It takes one to know another. Haikosi unanuka miguu mdomo na jasho

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mkamba mjinga illiterate @KuwaitBabe hupigwa makofi akinyamba ndani tent ya ali baba

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Mara you’re a billionaire, mara you smell good……a classic case of narcissism.

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Are you really in a position to talk about narcissism?

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Roast that he-goat. He’s the Chief bigot of fake billionaires.

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Musk is the parfum they use on dead people.
Do you even know there’s a difference between parfum and cologne.