Kungurus can't catch a break

Sex & Relationships
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https://www.standardmedia.co.ke/amp/nairobi/article/2001406085/bill-seeks-to-lock-out-secret-lovers-from-partners-estate

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Sasa wanaume watacheza kama wao. Mileages will be zile za Nairobi to Timbuktu for these home wreckers aka MWKs

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Maluma ameona kunguru za mountain zinamaliza brothers from the lakeside

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i dont support the bill. kama mtoto ni wangu DNA certified apewe haki yake

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Kwani transfer of fish and allied from the lake to the mountains imezidi?

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Kunguru from the mountains are becoming lazy kushinda wenzao. Not like wa zamani.

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Hii sheria ipitishwe kama juzi walahi. Kunguru kula mahali hajapanda! If you know a man is married, ukizaa basi ujue wewe uko peke yako!

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A woman somehow gets pregnant despite the abundany presence of birth control measures:

  1. Pill.
  2. Hormonal ring,
  3. UID,
  4. Injection,
  5. Surgical sterilization,
  6. Implant.
  7. Coitus interuptus,
  8. Calender rhythm method,
  9. Patch,
  10. Diaphragm,
  11. Condom (Femdom),
  12. Astainance,
  13. Onanism,
    And if the above don’t work, there’s
  14. Morning after pill P2, with a 72hr window,
  15. Termination, B4 3months,
  16. Termination, After 3 Months.

A Kunguru skips all the above and comes claiming it was accidental…
Obviously the logical conclusion is that she most probably had an eye on a steady, above Kenyan average income for the the next 18yrs…
For her and her “Business Investment”.

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MGTOW Law

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A good way of controlling single mothers