Kunguru

Nothing. I would just think there are better ways of spending a sunday than drinking

Cant relate with beggars.

I used to think hii tabia ni ya watoto wa college until last year tulienda out with a friend. Akaita an older lady he was dating, a single mum actually around 32 years of age, all was great and mature untill at one point pombe ilimzidi kabisa. She began roaming the club and sitting on random men’s laps or their tables. By 4 AM she was fighting with other women. We could have left her but the friend told us she left an 11 year old child at home it would not have been fair so we subdued her and dropped her kwake. Ukunguru hauna miaka kumbe

We warned you. Tighten strap ya helmet.

Its a monday…the sun is bright and shinning hard. Helmet niko nayo :D:D

Safi. Uniite ukilemewa. I’ll run to your rescue kiasi:D

Unaexpect fisi anunulie kunguru fobe? Wako hapo kusuguliwa na kudara madame and if possible kufuck for free, kazi ya kununulia kunguru fobe huachiwa ule fala amemleta club. Once they realized that the girl would need beer soon, wakajua ni kubaya. The guy is probably enjoying his VAT69 somewhere akitoa lock ya Monday…licking his wounds.

Hapa niko in agreement with @The.Black.Templar He is not blank on this one. Life si fombe pekee… Mtu ajaribu kuniletea nye nye nye.

A visit to Alibhai Shariff is advised.

I actually felt sorry for him. The disappointment was written all over his face. Team mafisi walikuwa wanangoja aleweshwe vizuri mmoja wao amchips funga kwa bill ya jamaa. :smiley:

Rule number 3 of fisis, they are opportunists.Malaya aliachwa huku akizurura

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mimi na uzee wangu kuna siku nimepeleka kunguru ya MKU club pale Thika. Kunguru alikua na energy mingi sana ya kudance. Ilifika 1am nikalemewa na dance floor nikaenda kuketi chini nigoje 2am ifike nikachinje kunguru kwa lodging…Ole wangu…niliamshwa na bouncers 4am, nimelala na kumwanga mate proper. kuuliza bouncer kunguru iko wapi nikaambiwa imebebwa na mafisi.

Sitawahi rudia tena.

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hujawahi jua kwanini wazee hutoka 11.30 kwa bar na visorokwinyo? Mafisi huingia hiyo wakati na nguvu kama zote wameshinda waki watch movies na kula nyama siku mzima. hapo hamtashindana. Vita zingine ni kujitoa mapema.

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but huyo jamaa either ni mjanja sana ama aliogopa hao mafisi…i ve seen bar fights start with that exact scene

Mbona fisi a-marinate mzoga akitumia pesa zake?

That’s a very wise man.
Cut your losses and move on!

My guess is aliona dame ni kunguru ndio maana alitoka. Cutting his losses. Kama aliogopa mafisi angemalizia mzinga hapo bila kusumbuana na dame, but alibeba mzinga yake instead.

Hehe