There was this girl Mary who used to sleep with sponsers while in college.A wild party girl drinks shisha etc.As a result she got a kid and became a single mother.Luckily she got a guy to marry her called steve .So one day steve takes mary to see his parents and as it turns out steves dad used to be marys sponser .Mary confided to me.So as usual Steves dad is against the marriage terming Mary to be a prostitute.Mary hasnt told steve that she was fucked by his dad.Mary already has another kid with steve
Plot twist: Mary’s kid was fathered by Steve’s dad.
Steve is about to marry his step mom and become the step father of his half brother.
The son asks the father ;
Daddy unaskianga aje ii kuma ya bibi yangu? Si inakuanga safi?
Kende si hii script ui-flesh out upatie shule moja wai-act next year? …unaweza win ka award halafu ukuwe famous. Otherwise itabakia kuwa umama tu.
Sounds like a script from Naija movies
lesson of the day:
Wachana na singo mother kama wife
Only one way to illustrate this quandary:
Cold world out here. Watu watoa step size zao ikiendelea hivi
2nd Plot twist…Steve’s father is not his biological father but has no idea
lakini tuwatombe na cd
Hii kijiji ile maneno imetuonyesha…wacha tu only God knows
:D:D:D
In other words, if stevenson sires a baby, the baby will be his own mother/father in law?
Imekuwa certified na kebs…
Mambo ya kilimani unaleta hapa
Ushawahi kula mwanamke, unatia, tia, tia, tia…utamu…halafu haumwagi…mpaka cd ipasuke ndio utamwaga?
never
Lucky you. Mimi nilishawahi. Ilishindikana. Kuna wake watamu tu sana.
Hi shisha ngeos hunywa vipi?
Let anyone among you who is without sin be the first to throw a stone at her. EVERYONE HAS A PAST. HAKUNA MTU MSAFI.
IF SHE HAS DECIDED TO TURN OVER A NEW LEAF AND GET MARRIED LET HER PROSPER.