Ladies shock me! In your mid twenties unagawa kugawa, drink like a sailor, basically you are a hoe. Wacha ufike 30, and trap some clueless nigga into marriage alafu sasa unakuwa an angel. How now?
Now i met this lady church last sunday (usiniulize nilikuwa nafanya nini kanisa na im a dj), basically watu wote wa mikindani Mombasa shagged her, end of story. See your life:D:D:D
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Hapo kwa kudrink ka sailor umetudanganya…it’s only fish that drinks alot
Dj’ing is a profession like any other, so its wrong to say that a dj cant go to the church. Its also wrong to associate djs with bad things.
Dj kuonekana kanisa nikama kupata a pregnant mukirono. Possible but very rare.
Its a sign of bad parenting…
How do they multiply then?
Hiyo ni kawaida tu. Si hata wewe all those girls who have been screwing you through primo, seco, and colle are all married? May be even married to an uncle of yours or something?
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Meffi tuambie kitu mpya kila mtu KE ni DJ
come to think of it, sijawahi ona mukurino akiwa na evidence eti aliweka miguu at an angle theta
kuna ngombe ilichukua huyu malaya hata boy wangu alitomba kwa club akatoa mahari ya 10 million .
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:D:D:D hehe, unataka kumwambia vile Corinthians wanafanya ama?
Nilikuwa wapi mukila uroda? :eek:
And the way i thought she was holy… Took my slices in Mombasa, Vescon One estate.
the golden rule is that kunguru hafugiki na akifugika uwa mwewe
Hii hats mburoti Karen napatia. Him cooler ni ile inaitwo kehithi, tighter than tight
but ilisemekana djs na wtu wa piano hawatoangi sadaka ,wakati wa sadaka is wen they pretend to be too busy doing their thing.:D:D