Kunguru hafugiki

Villagers, we keep saying Kunguru hafugiki & I’ve been asking myself which character traits make you conclude that this gyal dem is a kunguru…

kunguru ni rahisi kuspot, walking style yake, number of calls anapata kama hayuko in business field, hangout joint zake, dress code, friends e. t. c… acha niwachie hapo list is too long

A lady who take a bodaboda seated , facing sideways is Not a kunguru !

Man who calls ladies kungurus while wanting to ferk many ladies at the same time = beta male.

Kunguru is Ktalk slang for all women… It embodies AWALT (All Women Are Like That)… They’re no unicorns, all women act the same.

Same logic with why you should treat all guns as loaded… It’s for your own safety and, in the case of kungurus, for your own sanity.

pombe
sigara
tattoo
piercing nyingi in funny places
slay quin tendencies(maselfie na sociomedia presense mingi)
usiseme sikukwambia

Kama roho inapiga ni kunguru.