Kunguru dilemma

Hapa sijakuelewa… do you want to a couple of slices or domesticate??

leta pics

Ngoja tu hapo kuna msee anakuja kusema hyo ni “peasant proverb”

So your friend is a she-male? I’m lost

Wakayama uko na miaka ngapi ,my guess 60 na uwache kusumbua sponsors.

Kamushahara kaliingia poa ama kavuludi aliboronga yote?

vijana wa rika lako wangelijishughulisha na ya kwao wangekuwa na raha sana. bibi aliacha kulala kwa kiti?

Just go with what DICK says

…Jesus died for your sins

When I was younger we had two types of kunguru’s …the permanent one with the potential to become a wife and the seasonal one…The permanent one was out of bounds…but the seasonal one was passed around kama sigara…one friend anamaliza anapeana through pass…so find out from your friend if the kunguru is seasonal or permanent

Mzee naona umepungukiwa na sio nguo…tuongee mambo yetu maswala ya bibi yangu yanakuhusu na nini?ama wataka ni kutunukie?

la, hasha. sijapungukiwa na chochote. ya kwako si kuwa nayo ila ni wewe uliniletea ya kwangu; ambayo hata huyaelewi kamwe. peace.

Mzee tulia ota moto polepole msimu huu huu wa masika na baridi ni hatari kwa watu wa umri wako,kilicho budi kutendwa hutendwa.

i am sitting in the park with my tablet and bird watching. it is a very fine afternoon, not very hot. i wouldn’t want anything else in the world at this moment. A good afternoon Sir.

Yani umepewa tu number ya simu ukaona ushapata kuma, hata kabla uitishe vitu, wewe mbio kijijini na maswali ya kifala.

Hii kiherehere yako itakunyima kuma nyingi sana my fren. Number ya simu si kuma.

Ahaaa,

Ahaaaa,now you want the whole world to know that you got a tablet?

my friend is the jealous type.

Yeeeees! Nani kama mimi! Umenigunduaje? You must be very smart!

I wont blame you old geezer,senility and dementia are slowly creeping in!

just some slices