Kuna hizi kabila mbili hukuwa noma sana.

Sio wote but Luhyas and Luos are some of the worst tenants, customers you can have.

If you have a business hii unajua. Mluhya (not all of them) atakam anunue for some time then aamue kwako ndio atakujianga vitu on credit ati akulipe ile day atapata salo which is usually a lie because hawalipangi madeni.

First time niliona vita kwa ploti it was between two Luo women wakipigania lines za kuanikia nguo na lines zenyewe ni landlord aliweka. Visirani, mushene and minding other’s business hao watu huwa wameweza.

When it comes to rent, some of them think they should pay whenever they want and it’s upon you as the agent/landlord to remind them to pay. They have some woishe stories they use to avoid paying rent hadi tu unamkubali alipe at a later date. I used to work kwa agency ya kulipisha makeja and those people were hard to deal with.

They are masters kwa hide and seek kujificha landlord/agent.

Landlords wenye mko hapa use this trick that I came up with. Mtu akikupea story ati hana rent, ask him to tell you the story in a letter saying which day atalipa. Akikosa kulipa on that day and not call to explain that amekosa doh, pea yeye notice atoke na ata akikupea pesa usikubali.

Panay shop inaendelea aje na hii ecomnomy ya serkali mlipigia ndebe :D. I’m certain kuna mluhya amekuhadaa mbirrions hapo kwa shop ndio maana umeamua kutuelimisha kiasi

This info is from my pre-birrionea days nimeona niwaelimishe kiasi.

Mambo ya ukinvest kwa tu ploti is just a headache.

Ni biz poa ukipata tenants wazuri.

Investment gani mzuri raundi hii?

:D:D:D

Ebu tuambie wacha kucheka…nishafungua notebook

Enigma ni slumlord somewhere called Kijiji opposite Southlands estate in langata.Wqle tenants sumbufu saidi ni Wasapere.Jamaa anakuambia venye hana 6k yakulipa rent na namuona kila siku nje ya kwa Mark akikunywa konyagi.Heri Jaluo ama Mluhya akikosa kulipa ako na reason genuine.

A stupid juvenile mafwi tucker tucker tribal thread

Niaje Lesbian.

Kwani bibi alikuwa amekunyang’anya simu?

Responsibility over rent rests with the landlord. Actually in finance, tunasemanga harrass your debtors as you keep off your creditors. Debtors are sources of cash flow while creditors are outlets for the same.

Uliza kuma ya mamako chafu inanuka mafi ya mzee moi

Hehe I have met some women who have poor hygiene huko down, some wako na poor game still I don’t go around stereotyping the whole community. @magreb comes from that place where roundi mbili ni stretch. Ni sawa I don’t think all his brothers are like him. The underlying problem with lashing out is poverty … hizi shida mko nazo ni pesa…

Avoid building two bedroomed house downwards. Peasants watakuondokea.

This is very true. Guys from the two tribes will always try to come up with excuses for not paying rent. Kwanza matanga especially for the Luhyas is a very common excuse. At times you even doubt if it is true. Zingine hata nikama za kutafutilia. Mara mama amejifungua, mtoto alikuwa anaenda kutairishwa etc lots of bullshit. Na ujuaji mingi especially wajaluo wezangu. My caretaker sometimes back alifungia a luo lady maji for non payment of 3 months rent…I am telling you aliona moto sana. Guy was picked up by the police ati has denied someone her basic rights! Imagine…he spent 3 days in custody until I bailed him out. Long story short the lady stayed for a cool 7 months without paying! She insisted we must sort out through the so called tribunal nonsense. I know some landloards outright discriminate these guys

Story of giants. There’s nowhere in this our republic where a landlord will prefer a luo tenant over a mungiki. It just doesn’t happen.

Just convert your money into dollars and wait for the Kenya shillings to continue dropping its value against Dollar. Thank me later

LUO and LUHYA if not empoyed by reputable governmen Agency is a big NO! Wacha nyumba ijae vumbi.

I have delt with baruya and those are the best people I ever came across , baruyas are true and loyal . The only saitan is @uwesmake and his unclean son born out of wedlock @Weyn . I usually think they are sapere coz saperes arent good people to deal with in business. Infact after luhya I trust vaite and taita . Very straight people . Ukipata mluhya mbaya jua ni filthy crossbreed