So there’s this bitch wa Ummoh nimekuwa nikitupa lugha sana nione kama naeza fikisha threshold. You can remember she’s the bitch I was talking to before @pamba na @Tarantinoh hawajanishika wakiniuliza kama nikona receipt ya simu ni kama ni ID natembea nayo mahali popote naenda. Sincerely saying she was hapo tu kati kati not too pretty not too ugly yaani ni kitu ukipeea utakula bila kusumbua. Nimekuwa nikirusha kiswahili hapa na pale nikijua siku moja ntakam kusmash iyo mali vibaya sana.
I had earlier promised her that the day I will meet her for coitus is the day she will be dragged back home on a hospital bed in pain after I will be finished doing mass destruction on her pussy with my weapon. When I will be done with her she will be seeing me and run away due to the ploughing I would have done on her. She would probably need a surgery done on her pussy and she will be given a 3 months rest to heal from the encounter. She even went ahead and suggested that she didn’t want to go home on a hospital bed but in an ambulance since I would have fucked the shit out of her she would be in a coma.
So today the bitch called to confirm availability na juu nilikuwa tayari nikaambia mtu akuje. Saa hio nimejihami na packo tatu za condiko ya rough rider, I wanted to ride her rough she would go home limping with bruises on her already sore pussy. Dame alikam nikampeleka kichinjio pap. She was smelling really nice. Sijui alitoa wapi perfume lakino nilijua huyu enyewe sitam disappoint. Kufika kejani tukachapiana kiasi tu then we kissed passionately she was really a good kisser. I used my long arms to carry her to my bedroom knowing very well ile vita ntamkuta kwa hiyo bed wacha tu.
We had some foreplay with our clothes falling off and I could see the coochie it was well shaved damn bitch you had prepared for this. When we were all ready for some penetration I condomised my dick and put it in her cunt. damn it was so warm and so tight. I just thrusted once and SHIT I came. TF!! What’s happening with me. I don’t know what happened but I don’t remember myself cumming that soon. I came in seconds. I saw her face she was really disappointed. She was like, ‘Ghusto sasa hii ndo kifp ulinipromise? Mimi kifo nimeona leo ni kifo ya hiyo kitu yako. Na vile ulikuwa unaongea sana kumbe we ni bure kabisa’. I was hurt by that statement sincerely I didn’t know what happened. Its my first time my dick has let me down this much. I apologized to her and said the next round will be worth it. Round two hata sikuenda sana nilimwaga within seconds hadi nikashtuka kwani nimerogwa manze. ‘Yaani Ghusto nioge nitake my time alafu ikuje kufanya joke hii yote’. ‘Mi hata naenda home, usiwai niita tena’. No amount of words would stop her. I had failed twice. Moments ago I knew what would happen would be greater than World War II now it was evident that Redsan did a better job at beating the shit out of his producer than me beating the shit out of her pussy. I just let her dress and go home since my dick decided to spoil the day for me. I guess it was just a bad day in the office for me. I had promised her she would go home on a hospital bed but I was the one left at home on my bed. The only destruction I did was me destroying my ego.
I’m embarrassed to say this but I can relate. Kuna siku nimekulana nikacum unexpectedly but to save face nikaendelea though with a flaccid bazooka. Kumaliza dame akamake joke about getting a flat tyre but the driver continues driving with the flat tyre nikaaibika sana.
Wewe ni shujaa once I cum am done mimi, extra thrust feel like hell bana.
It’s just the anxiety of finally laying an elusive bitch that gets to guys, to minimise this have a wank like 2 hours before the meet up you will not be that hungry.
What happens ukingojea vitu sana, no she has you by the balls. The trick is to subconsciously view all pussy as the same, yani ya malaya usione ni tofauti na ingine. Otherwise your brain will trick itself that you have found the perfect mate and you need to fertilize her as soon as possible
shieet. Nimekujua. Uko hapa unajigamba vile uko na weapon of mass destruction…na the chick says iko na toothstick for a cock… By any chance umetoboa maskio zote n drive a Noah?!
Hehehe
Hii kitu only happened to me when I’d started learning how to climb. After that you have to learn skills for not Cummins quick aka diversion tactics. This and also performance anxiety.
For PE mtu huwacha thrust ama unatoa upigwe na baridi kiasi kisha unapigapiga kinembe alafu unarudi ndani. Hiyo joto ya kuma huchanganya mjulubeng sana. Saa zingine anza kufikiria vitu unrelated, kama vile bei ya mafuta kupanda, ama vile ukona edeni kwa duka. Otherwise chukua arimis before main match as warm up.
someone once suggested in klist that if you don’t want to cum fast, try thinking of some horrifying stories or people and your cum will disappear. He said that thinking about the Kapenguria Six always gives him a longer hard on. Nilicheka sana hiyo siku…