Kumbe ma pedi wa mtaa wanafamilia pia

Nimechill kwa weraa yangu , feeling so sleepy , then this ma-odi guys wanaingia…

The aroma of the room changes to that of githukia toboo (weed) …

This ninjas are so high in their own world, seems the new sticks in town ziko high grade…

"Radaa ni ngani machaa " the ring leader asks me …

They are 3 in number , mmoja i don’t know him , but one ni pedi wa magwai na matabtab …

"Safi bro , " I reply opening my eyes coz Kuna tejee inacharge kwa socket … This morio morio wanaeza kuosha ukikaa vibaya…

“Nadai , nare (yaani gas) , NI mangapi ?” He enquires…

“1050/= ,” I reply

"Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiii wacha izo , Mimi nakupea 900/= " …he says …

We negotiate n finally agree on 950/= , coz nampelekea Hadi kwake…

“Wazi , wacha tupige malap kadhaa nikam tupeleke” he tells me …

18 mins later he is back , nafunga mtungi kwa nduthiii Kisha anakalia n we drive to his place…

Mraia inakaa one bedroom, seems hii hustle ya matabtab si mbaya …kufika kwake two kids (matwins ) come running to their dad (,elchapo el mwas) , he hugs them before this bootylicious chic (wyf) comes
Carrying the empty cylinder , as mwas hands her the full one …

I observe keenly , as he gives her 500/= , I guess NI ya matumizi of the day…

"Daddy utuletee biscuit na tamuu) " one of the twin gal says , I bet wako 4-5yrs old …as we prepare to leave…

"Kamami ,rudini kwa nyumba ,‘’ he bribes 'em with kshs 10 each …

It catches my attention , in this world survival is for the fittest n those who choose not to surrender n give up… Bora ushibishe serikali ya mtaa nausivuke territory…

Kufika he hands me 900/= na stick moja … hehehehe …stay safe guys n sanitize…

Hata wewe unavuta ngwai?

Bangi ya Nairobi wachana nayo kama you’re not rolling for yourself. It is aced with some coc. Hatimaye utaruka kichwa.

Ohh… Had one last week that was like none other

Anza kuhesabu siku zako… Kenyans/Africans just smoke weed without strain considerations. Trumpstan wako mbele, they even have dispensaries unaenda unachagua unataka feeling gani… Huku mnaekewa hadi coc lakini hamjui mnasema imekua tamu :D:Dmtagoroka walai

That’s what we said :smiley: even called the pedi kumcongratulate

if you dont roll your own sticks keep off the streets… utapata shock siku moja ukienda blood test uambiwe heroin +ve ushangae sana.

:eek:

Hiyo imekuwa soaked in petrol.

Petrol Sawa ila jamaa amesema heroin

Maich…
Hii pararira yote unatowanga wapi ?

Coc, as in cocaine? Why would a weed dealer do that, seeing as it will only increase his operational expenses???

Ropping a client for life. The practice begun sides as malindi whereby pedi wants his weed to be the strongest kind,wakaanza na petrol wanakausha,then coke…now it’s heroin. This practice has now spilled over to all other counties. The end game by the way is to introduce you to the harsher drugs pole pole utapata you stopped smoking now your sniffing lines for a better longer high. Next unajipata ukiuza pasi za wizi wondering when the rain started beating you. Just roll your own shit,toa mbegu zote moss moss…enjoy your shiznit in peace

This stuff happens all the time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVQupmZiIuQ:1791

thanks

Ndo wanaita kuSanif/kuSanifu? Whatever.

Was once on a job trip in cownty 001 nikapitia hapo Tudor some backstreets had mateja who looked like zombies and nilijiuliza maswali mengi Sana bana.Why does it have to come to that point before you put a stop to it?

MSalame my all time MILF.
Jesooo

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