Kumbe am a degenerate... Damn

Wadau kuna guest room mimi huenda pale umoja 1 ya 500 bob…

Its clean, has WiFi, hot shower, privacy.

Sasa leo kuenda na dame ule caretaker boyz wa hapo akasema anataka kuongea na mimi

Nikaambia dame aishie juu nakam

The guy was obviously younger than me so i wanted to hear what he had to say

“Bro unajua wewe ndio hukuja huku sana. Yani wewe ndio champe. Hakuna mtu huleta madame wengi kaa wewe”

“Nataja unifunze kwenye wewe hutoa pesa ata mimi nikue bazenga. Hii job imenichokesha”

“Anyway ukiwa na form nishtue” “Leo nikulete ile mambo” (trust na drinks?)

Nikamwambia alete Guiness moja na Soda. Which claps quite profusely.

I thought kila mtu hupull madame. Leo iv had 3. Jana 1. Juzi 2.

Is this normal?

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How comes your testosterone levels never drop? Mimi hii umalaya imeanza kuniudhi, having transactional sex is for the weak.

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NO

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Same thing happened to me Kuna mahali huwa nakulana adi dame receptionist amekataa kuniusia room ati nimeleta adi girlfriend ya brother wake

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Addiction, a cry for help?

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This is not something to be proud of

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We pull women alright, we just don’t use lodgings.

Mimi mnajua specialty yangu ni married women.

Plantation slave akienda job naitiwa mechi naenda kupanda miti. No lodging cost and the only drink I carry along is ice cold coca-cola yenye tunasip in between rounds kupunguza joto.

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Kaka Ndovu wewe ni atari.. to a point that hujali kesho… Bora siku imejipa. Unaishi kama ndege wa angani..

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Kijiji imejaa wazimu

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Lies.

Are u from embakasi?

Siku moja utapatwa na bwanake mmkisii , inlaws watano mbogi watano mwambiwe “Endeleeni tukiona.” Hapo ujue dem uficha tuu uso aki “oh no oh my god” akuwache ukibeba ngori yote

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Yes. Lie some more you liar.

A men brother welcome to the light

Pick wale malaya in demand sana or the ones you regularly eat if they can show you where and how they live, house they rent, how much shopping they do monthly (food & clothing) etc. mnaeza shtuka sana mpaka mchukie kuwalipa because they definitely have a way better quality of life than you.

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