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Kuna time nili date second year flani nikiwa bado fresha, alafu ni ile fresha hulala bed ya juu ya double decker so ilikuwa ni lazima niombe ruhusa ya bed ya chini nikitaka kutikisa wavu a.k.a mechi. But msee wa bed ya chini alikuwa third year flani mtiaji so ilibidi nimeenda kuomba nafasi cube next, uzuri huyo arif alikubali akadai bora nilete sheet zangu nitumie mbikoz siwezi chafua zake.
Mdem akakuja, alafu uzuri kukuwa romantic hostel huwaga rahisi, unachemsha tu maji unatumbukiza coco una mix na sukari unampea na biscuits ajibambe, akitaka kushiba angoje supper ya shule. Msee tukachapa story kusongesha time then kagiza kakaingia, nyege zika kick in ikabidi badala ya ku mind our own business tukaanza ku mind each others business. Mikono zikageuka freedom fighters zika set boobs free from the bondage of Bra… nipples were pointing this way and that way kama compass direction ya East na West.
Next ilikuwa ku debate na akili kama nafaa kumtoa trao kwanza ndio panty ama nazitoa zote pamoja kama Jubilee… to save time nikatoa zote combined. Msee nikageuka Julius Yego nikaanza kutupa mikuki zaidi yao… ilikuwa mijeledi mijeledi mijeledi alafu tunatulia tunaangaliana tunakumbuka No one can stop reggae… mijeledi inandelea kupeanwa. Ilikuwa Do me I Do you, vuta nikuvute, itisha upewe, scratch to reveal, ilikuwa kupanda miti zaidi ya Wangari Mathai… Hiyo siku ilikuwa ku represent ma fresha wote, so ilibidi nipige huyo dem miti kushinda zile gari za hapo Serena…
Next day huyo mdem akanishow hawezi mek kukuja, ati kuna venye anadai kufika home kwao ameitwa na mamake… so mechi yaku confirm ikachomeka tu hivyo. Mraiya nikakula vako, nikajua hiyo siku nitalala na mikono kati kati ya miguu like the weak nigga I am. Hiyo day nikafika cube nikalala direct
Boy wa bed ya chini akakuja but hakuwasha lights mbikoz alikuwa na mgeni, wakaingia wakaanza kuombana haki yao but ilikuwa whispers tu… kila kitu ilikuwa kimya kimya… Kidogo kidogo bed ikaanza kutingika, hakuna kitu mbaya kama kulala juu ya double decker yenye msee anakulia dem chini yake, ni kama kulala kwa swing but with moaning in the background. Alafu huyo females alikuwa ana moan na finyo huwes lenga, hapo juu mans nikaharibikiwa, mjuols ilikuwa ready for action msee na hakuna venye ningesaidika.
Singeshuka niende nje mbikoz ningekatshia huyo mans raha yake, so ilibidi nijikaze kisabuni hapo juu bana… ningetafta earphones nilenge hizo moaning but nikakumbuka dem alibeba zangu. Wahenga walisema If you can’t beat them, join them…. In this case since singewa join ikabidi nimechomoa mjuols ni beat meat kutuliza machungu za kupata blue balls. Alafu ilikuwa ni lazima nikuwe in sync na pace yao ndio wasijuwe iko activities zinaendea decker ya juu, alafu pia ilikuwa ni lazima nimalize wa kwanza ndio wasimalize washangae mbona bed inatingika na wamemaliza
Umewai wank dry fry bila Arimis? Don’t try this at home… cheza na mafuta, moisturize for a healthier mjuols that glows. Upus!!! Mraiya ya decker ya chini akamaliza kupeana mijeledi ndio tukatulia ka usingizi kakakuja tukalala fo fo fo. Yaani ilikuwa threesome but ni mimi nilikuwa nakulana via Bluetooth!
Morning ikafika huyo msee akajitoa akaacha mdem akilala, mimi nikaamka nikaamua kuunda chai. Good boy nikaamua mgeni asi yawn bure na kuna chai nikaamua kumchotea nimpatie Nikafungua hiyo partition ya sheet nikamuamsha achukuwe chai… I think hapo ndio shock ika kick in alafu mikono zika lose nguvu nikaachalia kikombe ya chai ikamwagika ikanichoma miguu
Manze ilikuwa ule dem nilikuwa nimemnyandua jana yake bana, yaani hata uchungu ya chai haikuwa uchungu sana kushinda vile nilikuwa na feel saa hiyo. Huyu dem alifaa kukuwa home kwao, ndio huyu ako hapa, kwa the same bed, alafu imagine nili wank wakinyanduana… hii maisha ya ku date colle si ya the faint hearted!
Hii maisha mahali imefika siku hizi si lazima ukuwe na meno ndio ukule, watu siku hizi wanakula kwa macho… tafakari hayo. Cha muhimu ni uhai… have a lovely Monday you guys!!!
Let us not forget he won Hekayarist award 2017.