Kukula Siku kuu na lanye

This Christmas sijaenda ocha.

I spent it with my sister and the husband pale Utalii. My strategy ni kuavoid kuspend my 25k too quickly.

After kukula mbuzi choma. I pretended to order an uber then quietly sneaked out kwa matatu Destination Sj…

My balls were quite heavy and were staring to get hot boiling like uji.

Kufika tao I decided against Sj juu ni expensive. Decided to go to medina areas where lanyes take room za 700 daily. Then get pumped by johns for 500.

Kuna dame wa badoo alikua amenipromise mastingo and i was about to collect. I dunno where all these lanyes keep spawning fromm


Total damages zilikua 500. Sikubuy Cd. Sikulipa room. Didnt tip the lanye. Didnt send her fare. Whatsapp called her so sikutumia airtime.

Sasa shida ilikua moja. That lanye ni wa kusimama kwa barabara/ ako badoo- nairobihot/ na club/ brothel anaendanga Vip pia. lanye told i was the 1st guy iyo day buy jana she got smashed by 4 different ninjas na hiyo ilikua kidogo shez new so she can do 8 guys. Have in mind jana was Boxing day

Kumbe most elders bado mko Nairobi mnakula lanye

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What kinda lives are you people out here living?!

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You are asking for a lynching from @Gaines

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Acha kuuliza lanye maswali mingi mingi, kula achia machokora wenzako,nenda nyumbani ukapigwe na PNC,…Kumbaff !!!

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Nilikua pabaya kabisa.

Pov ya lanye. Kama hangefunga macho ingine straight kwa eyeballs

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Kasongo yeye yeye

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Yani unakaa nyumba moja sister yako anadinywa na hazi yake?

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Na Sasa watu kama @Yugni who live with their mother pale kijei watasemaje? Mtu anafukuzwa mapema ndio biashara ya ulanye ianze, then he brings his makasiriko here.

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Namba nikachangamkie leo asubuhi?? Kanadinyika videadly…

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I dont live with my sister. Nilikua nimeenda mbuzi choma which was delicious.

Wanawake na food hiyo waachie. Mbuzi ilikua moto iko crispy/ dark inatoa tu juices…

I can only imagine how much that event cost her coz mimi sikutoa ata shilingi. Women are very emotional about how they spend their money. Hapo anaweza spend kuspend. Lazma ningattend

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Correction kidogo, not all of us, him. Lanyes will never reveal how many clients wameservice as likely itaharibu impression kwa potential. Ukiambiwa such details, one needs to go home and have a hard look at the mirror for their life

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Weka number

Did that once lanye akafungua account ktalk

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Lanye on Christmas? Swali ni SJ huwa wanafungua Xmas?

Umbwa wewe wekea elders number wakusalimie

SJ huwa haifungwi

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Kumbe kipii @Ndovu lives with his sister :rofl:

I can’t tell if this is based or cringe

Unafuga malaya kwani unataka kumuoa, ghasia wewe!!
Tutamdinya bado

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