Sorry for being A.W.O.L,
Stella was the kind of lady who you never told no,anything she said was supposed to be answered with yes,whether she was accussing of breaking a glass she knew you had nothing to do with,or accussing you of being unfainthful just cz you didn’t want her to hear you talk to your sister.
So stella had made plans that we would meet every sunday and by 2pm if i had not arrived,she would start threatening me things she i hated,i was not with stella cz of her beauty but cz of her mulla(ata relationships siku hizi ni biashara so dont judge me)Being the quality control manager in a company along mombasa road,money was not an issue to her,nlikua well sorted pande ya mavazi na kimfuko cz stella never wanted to hear me complain of lack of money…but sasa shida haikua tu sura…unajua as long as pesa iko,mwanamme atavumilia sura,stella insisted she wanted to visist kwetu na nlipojaribu kupiga hesabu,1+1 didn’t add up to 2,…there was no way i was going to introduce somebody,not only older than me to my family,she was also a slimmer version of dj shiti for those who know him,i had to come up with a blue print,we had kicked it off since i had left kisumu…
A week before tuende visiting,i met lantei mtwapa,a good drunk midernised masai as i was making my way thru chuoms kuelekea kwa stella,lantei being the good theology student i knew,hangeacha niende ivo and before i could say mtwapa,tulikua tunaelekea the area around taj mall looking for a small joint to catchup,after kendu two hours,stella akaanza kupiga,i told her i was held up kwa jam mombasa road na ningechelewa cz a truck had overturned,a couple of hours later,i started feeling the effects n that is when i decided it was enough,i had to convince lantei i had other shughulis.
I was readyvfor drama,i gobbled up two slices za mananasi to disolve the smell of ndogogio na nkaingia keja…on getting kwa hao nlikaribishwa na hug na alipokaribia mdomo kudai mate…she stopped half way and asked,psalmy umekunywa?
What followed was a ln argument that lead to me walking out bt nkashikiliwa nisiende mahali…i denied ever having touched alcohol and even asked how dare she said i drink yet she knew i lived in church…,I had to act up inorder to create an issue out of nothing…after several minutes,we came to an agreement…we had to make our relationship ship before we could go visit home,she was ok with it as long she didint loose me,the suddenly a call came through…
KIKI CALLING…i could not pick that call and so to avoid kujibu maswali…i lied kiki was our youth pastor who wanted to know why i was not in the evening service yet i was a youth leader,and the only way i could avoid being rebuked was by not picking…that day i had to turn down threshold just to show how mad i was,but in reality,the drinks i had taken were making me want to climb anything…morning glory had to start at 3am…