Kukatia Waitress

Call me old school or whatever you want but I think kukatia club waitress ni upuzi ya hali ya juu. The risk-reward makes zero sense. Sure. The bitch is hot. Lakini when you do the math haimake sense at all. Kuna mwenye ameniuliza mbona simuongeleshangi and I just faked an excuse. I would rather nitoe chips funga club than waste valuable man hours on a waitress.

First, hawa madame hujifanya holy as if wako better than kunguru wa club. Yet we all know wanauza chini ya maji. Personally niliamua sitawahi kimbiza dame anafanya job ya kuuza club. Second utapata dame anajam ukikimbiza dame mwingine same club. Basically mtasumbuana ukitoa dame mwingine same club as if ni dame yako. Halafu kuna ile expectation ya kum-tip ukikuja club even after you are done with the bitch.

In my wild adventures I made a conscious decision kuavoid dame anauza club regardless of how hot the bitch is. Its just not worth the hustle especially if you like the club.

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Mchagua jembe si…
Kitu kama ni hot unalima kama umesonga mbele…whether she’s a pornstar, actress, nurse, musician is irrelevant…cha muhimu ni kumwaga…but pia mimi kuna mipaka siwezi vuka…colleagues na bibi za wenyewe siwezi guza

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hata wa restaurants

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Basically any woman that works in a field where male attention is high is a no go zone

You’ll always be competing with other men and dick measuring contest na kama hujajiweza you’ll always be on the loosing side

That’s why utapata many times a bitch you used to see working somewhere is no longer there …alipata the one with bigger dick…deep pockets wa kumtoa soko

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Why waste elders time with wrong compositions, Kama unaplan kukula waitress na unaona ako fiti omba namba akikupea club hop text her mmeet on her off days, Kula hio kitu vile unataka overnight ama 2hrs. Once you’ve had your fill hama to the next hoe or kunguru as you give space to the njaruo behind you to wife her.

Hizi insha ni applicable time unatafuta bibi ama long time girlfriend and as kijiji we all know where to find the good material women not in clubs

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Its less about the dick measuring contest juu sio bibi unatafuta. Its more about risk vs reward. Most women in such fields are basically hoes but they try to pass themselves off as regular women. If you arent smart utajipata ukikatia poko and giving her girlfriend privileges. They get fucked by loads of customers who they finesse big bags. That’s why nasema you are better off kubeba chips funga from the same club than kuwaste time na waitress kama fala. She is a hoe with extra bureaucracy demanding girlfriend treatment.

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Uko obsessed na waitresses

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Nilikatia mmoja, nilitumia pesa kumuingiza box very fast. Mrembo ajab and she had 900 blocked contacts on whatsapp. Nilishangaa sana hawa wote.

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Ulisalimia jeshi ya mtu 900 :clown_face::grin:

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mijinga ilitombewa waitress

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Hii ni 10-0.

@Azor_Ahai brown boi bado unakimbizana na maraya wa kuuza pombe

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Jamaa kryptonite yake ni mawaiter, wanamkula kichwa sana haelewi ni uchawi gani, anajaribu kuwa mgumu na zile hesabu/wisdom zake ya financial litrecha…akubali tu hao huwes shika bila kutokwa mapeni.

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You are turning geh. Juzi ulikuwa hutaki wasee wakule lanye.Kuma ni kuma.

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Uliitisha Pilsner @Gaines the BROWNSKIN
Unakaa kunyoa futhi na kubeba lip balm

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Kukatoa a hot waitress wa club ni mezesha…compe iko juu zaidi and those girls are ever busy. Working long hours 6 days a week and the day they are off they want to do general cleaning and rest, catching up with family and servicing their regular johnies so kukula ni ngumu kiasi unless you are unique

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Kuna ingine nilingoja hadi 4am on a weekday lakini vile nilikuwa tei sikuikula na nilikuwa naitip on every order banae.Enigma nilihesabu hasara sana.

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This is very much unlike you…

Kwani hiyo siku ulipewa kamuti?

Wacha uoga. Just do it for the adrenaline rush. Man’s purpose in life is to work, chase skirts, drink alcohol eat meat not hooves and bask in the sun. Hizo zingine is succumbing to peer pressure. Hata kuoga Na kulala Ni peer pressure tuu. Though nakubaliana Na wewe kwamba kukatia waitress msupa lazima ukae kwa foleni kidogo ndio ufikiwe.

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