mimi na kiherehere yangu leo nliamka very late nkavaa kwa sweat pants na ndani anaku any…apo tu inje ya gate nmepata bike ya kijana wa neiba imesmamishwa beside the wall…aii why not…mbona nsichape lap na nijikumbushe scrambo kiasi…uyo mimi na gaikia ya wenyewe na nkafka mwisho poa,kurudi kuna kabump…aiii this time nakaruka kwani…i perfectly timedthe jump and executed it in a pro manner kumbe kuja kukalia kakiti ya shetani my 2 murigos zmerudi na manyu due to the speed i guess nkakalia.
waar cjawai dunda ivo tu juu ya chungu…nliachilia tu handles ni ile uchungu ilitoka apo ata bike nliiwacha apo… as we speakin my most hanging left ball haiguziki wala haishikiki…nawatch tu game ya everton ka nanurse tu majeraha…leo mama achezee mbali the lion is injured right in the heart…
Smoke a joint for the pain
Dip that ball in dettol for a week you’ll be well bruh
Enda kwa inspector mwala akusugue na kaluma pain balm
Let me pull something
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Cc @introvert
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hehee nipe link ya hii thread tafasali kama iko…
be honest to her , she will massage you with hot water!
Hehehe
Wewe ni mwendaa
Skewed to the right why?
Waah mono balls are taking over
all hell rises up …then what happens?..you know i cant smack those balls kwa thighs…
Gross Daily Puff :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
She must nurse you , mpaka upone ! Otherwise she will suspect ulinyonywa kama lollipop na wambui !
:D:D Pole kwa majeraha na maumivu.
Nitakutafutia
You remind me an episode in @FieldMarshal CouchP whining series called “chewing sugarcane with no magego”. We are old and trying young boys things. We get hurt ,injured and end up with punctured egos. @Luther12 tusaidie na therapy on how to wean off mid-life crisis .
There is a technique I learned here.
Tea-bagging.
PS: @Abba I will continue to ignore your silly, retarded remarks. But knock yourself out about my ‘whining’.