Commander in chief WA vayulence, top notch lawyer. At 87 he is fitter than a fiddle. How many of you will be this fit at this age kama mutakua hai?
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Hapo ni hosi. Notice the nurse akiondokea vioja. Jamaa amedungiwa redbull tatu halafu ameweka paparazzi kwa corridor to capture the moment. Jioni alizirai kwa mlango akiingia kwake
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Hats off for the old man. The zeal he has practising law is what keeps him going. All his peers are wasted in their homestead.
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Maisha ya Kula chipo kutombatooomba Malaya kunywa pombe nakulaza makende hauwesmek mabrathe. At 60:s if still breathing utakua unatembea na bakora leaning on it for dear life, popping a thousand and one pills because you have gout, arthritis hyperglycaemia, high blood pressure high pretension, glaucoma, ulcers, haemorrhoids, hernia, angina goitre sijui nini au nini, bado hatujafikia ukedi alafu ugongwe na rusty Tuktuk ikupatie tetanus ukufe
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Mzee is running on fumes… He will need 3 days to recover from over exerting himself.
Viagra mbili, three Red Bulls na two monster energy alafu amalizie na Adderall ama Ritalin atakuwa sawa kama kijiti for a 24 hours.
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Any attempt by someone who isn’t a pureblood to use Gĩkũyũ words and names but fails to do so is considered appropriation and is therefore FORBIDDEN. It’s “Guuka” for the first and the last time.
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He stops he dies. Huyu hajazoea kukaa kwa boma
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Jinga type Kuka is a bukusu name meaning grandfather. Us maragolis call grandfather Guga. These are bantu languages hence the similarities. Ever wondered why i call @wakameat cousin ? because its really easy for a luhya to to understand kikuyu language.But obviously youve never travelled past kinoo mavi hii
jinga tena mavi KAGEGE
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It all narrows down gut bacteria and mitochondria health. Supplements like C-15 and Mitopure will take you far
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Calm your tits, Majegi Kubwa. Too bad butty boy Buttco ain’t around to suckle them utulie. And careful, utazima your Kuka’s fire in that smoke-filled hut of his vile hizo nostrils zako zinaflare na fujo hivyo. Also, I was replying to @Coolibah who I thought ni mungich but ‘tainted’ with foreign blood hence “pureblood”.
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