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Weekend nimemeet blind date fulani and I had very high hopes. Tukabonga akaleak critical information ati ana mtoi. Additionally, photoshop is a bitch juu the real thing was 2 feet shorter and her brown face had a few marks which were never on the photos. 30 minutes in nikafake simu ya “deal imetokea” nikajitoa. Since then sijamcontact tena. She has just texted nashindwa, isn’t it obvious if a man doesn’t initiate any chat after a date hako interested? Men are not rude so we just disappear without madharau and all.

[SIZE=2]#Picha uliza nyanya yako#[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=1]Nimeuliza nyanya yangu amesema ubandike mbisha ya nyanya yako[/SIZE]

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[SIZE=1]Niko na nudes za nyanya yako. Bado unadai?[/SIZE]

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hata wewe hii stori ungechapia nyanyako

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Next time enda kwa nyanyako umchapie story zako as you sniff tobacco together SENJI!!

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[SIZE=1]Bandika nione nini imesumbua guka hii miaka yote[/SIZE]

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Unakamua 2 feet shorter, marks on the face, ama coommer?

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Me nadai so ziangushe zote:D:D

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The first word before this hekaya should have been #stolen. That way tungeamini.

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Blind dates are the worst. nilienda moja, wakaja wawili, nikaita rafiki yangu, then nikajiextract from the equation and left my friend to deal with them.

Nani amekuulisa NV?

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@Voltron = @ManBat

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@Voltron you have some credibility to redeem.

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@Voltron and his fake stories as usual.
Seeking attention like a teenager girl.

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sorry, that outcome is not exception. quality girls very rarely go for blind dates, they have been taken before they ripen. On the same latitude, quality men do not do blind dates either, they are instead busy screening the multiple girls chasing them, and it has nothing to do with wallet size. I hope you get what am trying to get to. please read a book or watch you tube clips on dating by a one Australian darting coach called Corey Wayne, titled “how to be a 3 percent man”.

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We exposed himself

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upuss.

kula slices kwanza we mbona unaskia uchungu kufikiria…

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That darting coach…is he a magician or what?