when the sponsor to that hot neiba chic visits and spends the weekend at the clande’s bed sitter…the neighbours will soon complain.
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tunaelewa una haraka ya kuwa mwana kijiji mashuhuri lakini usiwe na haraka ya ku post hivi kwamba unaandika vitu havieleweki…for a moment there i thought the sponsor chewed the mboch…ama ni wewe uliandika hiyo notice ndio u-post hapa?
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Hehe…that tenant must be having blue balls
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ploti ni ngori kwanza zenye kuna watoi ukizoea kuleta momo zako watoi wanaziona asubuhi unaskia mtoto “anko nipee simu nicheze candy crash” ukikataa kanakuchomea mbele ya mamathe wa ploti “anko kwani niko na aunty wangapi, ule anakuoshea nguo pia ni aunty?” unaskia kupasuka
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@gashwin are you the grammar guru wanasemanga?
EDITTED,sorry about that
Bed sitter not baby sitter
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hapana…i only wish people would write what they exactly want to say so when they don’t i call them out. nani husema?
kila mtu kwa post ya VE na above nikama kuita @luther doc… anyway I also think your ngoso is good
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And what do you think am good at?
Kuna siku matha fulani alienda kuzika hazi yake akaniwacha incharge ya nyumba. mimi mbotch na mgonjwa fulani ako kwa room pekee yake analala.
hio room ya mgonjwa imeshikana na room ingine empty. nikasimama kwa mlango ya hio room empty na mbotch alikuwa njee akiosha tuu nguo hapo. nikamwita na mkono “kam kam”… dem akashikanisha. alikuwa mlunye amebeba matanye zile kubwa za “nishike niache” yani zinatingika. singeziwacha. nikarudi kwa room kumngoja. kidogo dem huyoo akaingia ndwano. aka kam kwa room but amesimama kwa room . kumbe anasikiliza kama huyo mgonjwa amelala juu kuna mlango katikati. We! sikuwana time na patience na nime nyonji. nilimvuta nikamtupa kwa bed. ile force plus yeye ako juu yangu na ni mluyha amebeba… niliskia tuu " cruk crck crick. pwa!! bed imevunjika na sisi tuko kwa floor. Guess nini ilifanyika??
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you are critical in analysis kama ukiuliza mtu why 32 not 30 ama 40
alafu pia vle nmeinteract nawe uko na jokes poa bt times uneza jam mbaya-you hurled insults at me remember :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
mlienda room next bt ukashindwa kazi because erect member ilivunjika bed ikianguka haki moto haikuwaka
Kuchagua farasi.
This horse seems to have fascinated you to no end. Go back to that thread and read the four first words in the header , then do a Google image reverse search. I guess you are an idiot. Other talkers know I was just trolling.
MBONA musiite flats badala ya ploti?
@uwesmake mm niko ploti bado flat ni costly kwangu kwa level yangu
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Yenyewe maisha ndani ya ploti ni wagwan. Mamboch niliwabinja unyama
Usijali, utahama tu soweto.
@WuTang Hope so too
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