Kufurahisha Macho na Jirani

Sasa I seem to be in a casket headed to a grave.
Mimi naishi mstuni… literally…all round me are trees and few homesteads.
In the place I stay we are 4 houses in 1 compound.
So privacy and serenity are plentiful.
Me hushinda nikiimbia Khupipi avae hotpant at least on weekends nikae nikifurahisha macho admiring my accomplishments…yeye hukataa…
The househelp yet huvaa Bila stress and she can even go to the shopping center in them…so me hufurahisha macho Bila shida.
Kuna hawa vagabonds was Kijiji come craning their necks kwa fence when laundry is being done…me huwafukuza…
Now Kuna a new singo matha ameingia into one house that was vacant…
Twice amengoja nikiwa na kipii tukiota jua anapita in a hot pant na bra…anapita slow mo… Seems she doesn’t care Khupipi ako kwa nyumba.
Today nimekuwa busted live staring…amepita kuanua nguo…nikabaki nietizama…kumbe the wife.ako kwa dirisha anafungua curtains…kugeuka tukapatana macho…ile hakuna kujitetea…
Huyu singo matha pia aliona wife kwa dirisha… Amerudi from clothes line Kama amecover up…but nimeona akiniflashia smile…how brazen!![SIZE=1]effidens iko hapo chini[/SIZE]
Sahii wife ame fume…Hadi napewa popcorn zimeungua…

Kwani Kuna shida nikifurahisha mecho na jirani yet nikifurahisha mecho na mboch hakuna shida?!

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ngoja niende nilete kiti na popcorn ningoje kuona matusi…

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Start of the cold war. kabla iishe utkua unaona hotpant unatema mate

Easy, apo ndo unakunja uso uki curse…“nkt mama nani, this new lady doesn’t have respect outside. Hii ni nn anaonyesha njee?”

@RetiredVirgin you have a long way to go. Hata my @Waithelelo wa Kush hawes jaribu kunikazia kuosha mecho pale Randan, nkiona kitu swafi nakodoa mecho rife rife.

Kamua mbotch na neibar hiko nene?

Pengine mboch amepimwa

Methinks you got a wife who is a prude. Me further thinks that the only style you know ni kifo cha mende. But that’s my opinion. It means nothing.

Wachana na popcorn kuungua, next ni popped-cornea. Utarecall hizi haga kama picha ya tombolo kwa exam ya Geography.

that testimonial documentary,albeit tangible evidence a.k.a mbisha you have produced, ‘may’ be introduced as a factfinder to a jury of your peers [SIZE=1]([/SIZE][SIZE=1]read ,villagers) [/SIZE][SIZE=4],however it is not admissible in court…kindly go back and get new effidence
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in the meantime tombayeye kesi baadae

The last time nakumbuka u said u live in your own house? What happened mr IT manager?
Lakini io singo mum iko shini sana…ata mecho imechafuka saidii.

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Own house iko kule mashambani msee…mi husema siwes Jenga hi Nairobi
Hio singo matha ni ile una cover the face and fire the base.

i don’t believe this story.

Ni certificate of authenticity ndio hakuna ama?

What is the meaning of kifo cha mende?

As long as unakula na macho. The reason why I won’t complain is because you still kondoa macho huko Dawha na mafilipino and there is nada I can do about that.

the “natural flow” of a crisis story is not there…only made up stories start with the context which is essentially laying ground for the lie…

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