Kufungulia Bibi Wines & Spirits

Hii swali keeps propping up every now and then and no matter how many times people get told “NO”, they still do it. And we always know the outcome. Sasa huku ninaishi ni ocha ocha hivi, so we all “know” each other. Hata kama hujui mtu jina, unajua tu ni jirani somewhere cause mnapatana kila saa.

Sasa there’s this new couple, walikuja earlier this year. The chic is called Mary, she’s in her mid 20s. The jambazi sijui jina, butnadhani he might be late 20s or maximum early 30s. Mary ni karembo. Sio drop dead gorgeous but more like, mhhhh I wonder how it feels to fuck that, kind of beautiful. Nilianza kumumezea mate from the first day I saw her.

Huyu Jambazi na bibi yake, rented a kasmall spot, bought tu furniture and stocked the place. Now this guy instead of finding an employee to run the spot, summoned allhis wisdom and decided his wife shall run the place. Sasa mimi nimekua nikipitia hapo occasionally not cause I particularly like the place, but mostly kugauge hako kasichana nione how smart she is. Sasa juu najua ni majirani, I’ve since even known exactly where they stay, siwezi katiana gang ho, so I’ve been playing it safe.

Sasa leo saa huu huu, I decided to drop in for a single cold Guinness as I rejoice in looking at her kaface. Wow. I walked in to a youngish looking (maybe early or mid 20s) boy grabbing that ass as he stuffed her face with his tongue. They may have sensed my entry, or maybe heard my footsteps sijui. But they stopped the kissing as soon as I walked in, and the boy hurriedly left without saying much.
I suddenly didn’t want a guinness either, the air felt weird suddenly. I took a bottle of water take away and left.

Moral of the story. Wacheni kuuliza if you should open for your wives a wines and spirits. I can’t see how it can ever be a good idea.

tema jaba

Upuss

Your opinions are valid gentlemen. Now let me go back out and get me that much needed Guinness.

Mungich angusha hekaya vile ulitombewa kunguru ndio uanze kunywa pombe ni kama you are punishing your liver.

Assault on the family unit goes on unabated

cc @Brayo44ki

That Mary ni kunguru na amekulwa tayari na huyo boy.
@LongerTime abort the mission, given uko ocha chances za hiyo jambazi kujua munakula bibi yake are high na he’ll revenge swiftly

Who uses “Wow” when narrating a story to tree holders?
check urself b4 u wreck urself.

I feel like we are in the same community. Hiyo Mary ni kitu thick ivi na kilightskin?

Kuna watu watawekewa shoka iyo area.

Kunguru hata na maombi…

But huyo Dem amekuwa tu akigwarwa na hio ninja. But pia kufungulia bibi biz zingine ni upuss tu. Hapo jamaa amemwanika kama viatu za mtumba na wanaume watajipima kweli kweli.

Waaah, chills umeacha kanisa

mimi apana fuga kunguru.
ni kuongeza mileage na ku teleport mpaka amazon basin

…hata watu wafunge na wafanye ibada a kunguru will remain a kunguru. She will hop from one rungu to the other.

Kazi ya ku idle siku nzima sio poa.

Ni Sunday mjamaa. Hata drug dealers wa West Baltimore walikua na Sunday Truce.

Kunguru hafungiki hata kama ni CEO

You should send the guy a link to this hekaya.

So your guilty pleasure is idling on sundays? Nilimaanisha as work for your wife.

A wise man once said ukiona urembo, hujue haujaona pekee yako