Kufuga Kunguru and Other Tales

Msito amerelax hapa Langata Road akimesa mosmos. Before me is a normal man’s greatest dilemmas that even Shakespeare, Aristotle and Archimedes never solved. What would motivate a man to toil away for 30 days straight only to come reward kungurus at the end of it all ati ni end month? I am now an unwilling witness to 8-5 slaves buying random chicks expensive alcohol in the hope of being laid. People never learn. Another kunguru just showed up with her entourage of 3 ill mannered friends to fleece some beta. Should I tell him and drop him a link to this wretched village?

Nini umeenda kutafuta hapo?Kunywa zako pole boss na ujitoe without being a statistic.

Dont be a wuss. A man got to save his fellow man

Kindly look at his initial mission.

Jipe shughuli. Ama tuite babu owino apige wewe risasi. It takes pain to make a man

Betas. A war has started. Kuna dame hana bra anafight. Wacha nichukue a nice photo.

Leta mbisha or it didn’t happen

Amelewa na amelala na kunguru

:D:D wacha tungoje aamke

there is a guy in the bible toiled for pussy for 14 years got screwed then toiled for another:D:D:D that ka hole is a powerful motivator.

still waiting. hata kama ni -ve