kudondoka matt bila experience

so jamaa amedecide kudondoka matatu bila ata kuambia makanga wala dereva,ile kuanguka jamaa ameanguka,he was lucky gari nyuma haiku-pita nayeye…hii haraka watu hukuwa nayo ni ya wapi?
am sure he broke some bones,halafu watu kwa matatu na makanga wote nikudai tuende,dere tu ndio ameshuka kuangalia vile boy amedunda:oops:

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Tutauliza maswali mingi kama wazee wa kijiji…barabara gani,matatu number ngapi,ulikuwa kwa matatu au V8,hio simu yako haina mbicha?

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stunner tuma zile mbica kwa [email protected] niunde friday magazine :smiley:

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Sawa Tls…

Mbicha.

hehehe, haikosi hao ni wale hudondoka kama ameangalia nyuma, sa ile momentum, or is it inertia? inasukuma msee mbele anadunda kwa lami.

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ama ni pinchy alikuwa amesanya phone ya msee kwa mat sa alikuwa ni ashuke haraka haraka

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rules zakudondoka face forward make sure kiatu iko Sawa…stretch mguu mbele like your taking a step kama bado hujaland…land like a boss while running ndio ushike momentum

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just like how an airplane lands. .nose up makanyagio ready to act as brakes…usicheze na inertia

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U know the drill… Mbicha or it never happnd.tell it to the birds.

mimi siwezi jaribu. thats how you get run over very quickly if you get caught by that sliding door. Even those so called “experts” have lost their lives to that exercise.

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A few years ago, hapo stage ya Uncle Sam’s Githurai, kange ameenda kuchomoka wakati mat inatoka kwa stage. Can’t tell exactly what happened but the next thing he was under the 33 seater na mguu za nyuma zikambonda kichwa. Usitake ona ile mess ilikuwa hapo.
A life just snuffed out like that, the way you swat an insect.

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One evening I saw one tout dragged about 20 metres under a 14 seater matatu but wasnt killed. All I saw was a matatu pulling away quickly, people screaming and then the stop a few metres away. Some guy was then fished from underneath. It was in the evening and I was on the road so didnt stay to check how much the guy was hurt or how it started.

Huyo lazima aliumia vibaya, road iko kaa sand paper so I will imagine the guy got nasty wounds.

Makanga wa Eastleigh mat ikifika globe roundabout kwa hiyo mteremko from ngara, they liked to pull crazy stunts while holding those chumas fixed to the side of the door.

Kuna siku mmoja ali fly like a bird karibu aingie Nairobi river I think those chumas came off.
Lots of crazy stuff happened on that roundabout

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Just to clarify …left foot forward

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:D:D:D
Shait.

na utumie mguu ya left

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:D:D:D watu huruka aje kutoka V8…

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  1. Look forward for any anticipated stop by the mat and for any traffic cops…2. look behind for bodas and bikes, 3. look forward again…Left foot first on the ground, keep up with the speed of the mat …learnt from south b ganyas those days they were on top in the city.