Kudinya dem wa Facebook

[Pridex]

So I bumped into this girl on Facebook. Nikamu-dm. Asking her where she was, she wasn’t far from where I was working. She had completed form for like two years ago and she was idling in town. Ati alichukuliwa na hii program ilikuwa inaitwa sijui nini, something to do with youth wanatreiniwa vitu kama catering and the like. I can’t remember the name. She gave me her number and we started talking.

From the way she talked she was fuckable, but was a church gal. Most often she could tell me she’s going for a kesha. So that made me think like I don’t want to make her trip. Nilijua ni mjinga wakati alianza kupost vitu kwa WhatsApp status na ananitaja. That was risky coz someone whom they know eachother could also know me and then get surprised. (I was dating, that’s why) I deleted the number. I stopped talking to her.

First forward, I got transferred. Covid ikaingia. I wasn’t going to job and I was bored in the house. So I went to FB and asked for her number again. She sent it. In one day I had convinced her to travel to come to my place. Alikuwa ametoka town ako ocha. Jua ilikuwa Kali na aliogopa kufanyishwa kazi za home so she was quick to agree to come. Nikatuma fare ya soo tatu.
Ndio huyo akafika. Seeing her for the first time kalikuwa kadogo na kakonde. So physically nothing could attract me to her. Lakini vile kashakuja singekaachilia tu hivyo. Tukaenda kwa nyumba.

Nikaset kalunch hapo haraka haraka. Kakakula. Kakaanza kuniambia story za vile hakaezi fanya kazi za shamba nyenyenye, kakaniboo. Lakini nikajua once I’m done with her kataenda Tu. Sikushughulika naye until usiku. Kuna vitu zingine huwezi taka kula ukiona.
Usiku ikafika. Kwenda kwa bed nikaanza kukadaradara kidogo. Tumatiti tulikuwa tudogo lakini from the way I saw things, there had been overgrazing.
Kushikashika kidogo mujulubeng akaanza kuitisha haki yake. No wasting time akaanza kuelekea upande huo. Nikashika kwanza nisikie vile nunu iko. Hakuwa amenyoa na fudhi zilikuwa ngumu Sana. I could smell kauvundo fulani kanatokea huko. Sikufurahia hata kidogo. I started feeling like si mchana tu ifike nijue vile nitamtoa. Nikajiambia hata sitamfuck.

Towards morning,nikajiulza nitamuacha kweli…aiii hapana. Nikaamua kama baya baya. Nikashikashika yeye kiasi na nikampindua. Nikachukua CD, nikawekelea kitu. There wasn’t struggling, Mr Dickson slid inside without much ado. Sign ya kuwa ni mtaro. Before I even cummed alikuwa ashaanza kupiga mayowe. Ati ni hivyo, kama hautaacha nitashout. Nikaamua wewe endelea tu kupigia mbuzi guitar . I thrust into her until I came. Ile smell ilikuwa hapo nilivumilia tu.

Nikatoka immediately niakenda bafu. Hakuwa na shughuli yoyote ya kuoga. Aliamka akaenda kitchen akaanza kupika uji,. Sijui alikuwa anadhania tumeanza kudate ama tumeoana. After some time nikamuuliza kwani haendi kuoga, akaniuliza kwani namfukuza. Nikamwambia hapana enda uoge. Akaenda reluctantly. Alipokuja hata hatukuongea. I had 1k note nikampea nikamwambia hiyo ni fare arudi home. Akanuna. … lakini akatoka. . Nikatoka tukaenda naye asidhanie nimemfukuza. Kufika a short distance hapo nje nikamwambia achukue boda aende stage.

Alipoenda a few minutes amefika town ananitext ati kuna tuviatu ameona tuzuri sana anataka nimununulie. Seeing that nikamwambia ile 1k nimempea atumie hiyo kununua. Fare to the place she had come from was something around soo mbili hivi. Alifika home akaniambia amefika. Nikamuuliza mbona alikuwa ananiambia niache kumfuck ama ashout. Akadai ati si nilikuwa nishamwanga. Nikashangaa kwani kumwanga is about her or me…then I asked her alikuwa anasema anashout kwa nini, anadai ati ndio nisione yeye ni mtaro.

After that chat I blocked her.

Umewai tomba mtu mlimeet Facebook? What was the experience?

[Condor]

Waaaaaah:D:D

[Daktari_wa_magari]

Vitu watu hupitia …pink handles muoshe puthy

[Jimit]

Pale form four I had a high school sweetheart. After KCSE we both went our ways. Juu alikua first love, we kept in touch adi venye alijoin college. Tukiwa campus I used to chat with her mdogo mdogo adi day moja akasema phone yake imespoil atatumia ya beshte yake. Matime alikua ananitext fb kutumia account ya uyu beshte ake. I didnt give it much thought back then coz I was innocent didnt even think of checking the girl’s profile. So one day natext uyo dem namwambia ako wapi Sharon, ati ananyonyesha mtoto. Ala, mtoto wa nani? Anasema Si ni wenyu. Namwambia mimi sina mtoto Sharon ananyoyesha mtoto yupi? Anasema ghai woiye nilidhani ni wenyu na ata alideliver to juzi haijakawia. Well, I didnt give it much thought, wasnt that much in love lakini pia nayo nilishangaa sana. Later on came to learn that Sharon had three kids. So ndo nkaanza kuongea na uyu dem anajichapia kuhusu my purported first love. Kidogo ivi tumekaa mabeshte. Kidogo ivi nmemuinvite. Well, typical Luo. Gigantic ass, thick ass, by all means a black beauty but mshamba kiasi kiasi. Alafu sijui alipigwa character development ama I just seemed out of her league coz self esteem ilikua chinii. Anyway alinitembelea Narok, muuch later, na mimi nilikula vitu three days in a row. Unfortunately we couldnt have anything official coz she was 2 years older than me.Yeye na yeye alidhani I am her bf and now we are lovers. Every sign indicated that in less than a year she would be a full blown momo nikitembea kwa bara bara watu waniambie “kijana salimia mama yako uyo”. I recently checked her pics online, and true enough, she went fully nuclear momo. Not Rexxsimba standards but just huge by my standards. What breaks my heart is she still texts saying she would never mind getting married to me and even hopes so and prays so. Damn.

[friday]

@Pridex

Jua ilikuwa Kali

Hata sketch ya hii hatutakataa omwami

[Yuletapeli]

@Pridex

So I bumped into this girl on Facebook. Nikamu-dm. Asking her where she was, she wasn’t far from where I was working. She had completed form for like two years ago and she was idling in town. Ati alichukuliwa na hii program ilikuwa inaitwa sijui nini, something to do with youth wanatreiniwa vitu kama catering and the like. I can’t remember the name. She gave me her number and we started talking.

From the way she talked she was fuckable, but was a church gal. Most often she could tell me she’s going for a kesha. So that made me think like I don’t want to make her trip. Nilijua ni mjinga wakati alianza kupost vitu kwa WhatsApp status na ananitaja. That was risky coz someone whom they know eachother could also know me and then get surprised. (I was dating, that’s why) I deleted the number. I stopped talking to her.

First forward, I got transferred. Covid ikaingia. I wasn’t going to job and I was bored in the house. So I went to FB and asked for her number again. She sent it. In one day I had convinced her to travel to come to my place. Alikuwa ametoka town ako ocha. Jua ilikuwa Kali na aliogopa kufanyishwa kazi za home so she was quick to agree to come. Nikatuma fare ya soo tatu.
Ndio huyo akafika. Seeing her for the first time kalikuwa kadogo na kakonde. So physically nothing could attract me to her. Lakini vile kashakuja singekaachilia tu hivyo. Tukaenda kwa nyumba.

Nikaset kalunch hapo haraka haraka. Kakakula. Kakaanza kuniambia story za vile hakaezi fanya kazi za shamba nyenyenye, kakaniboo. Lakini nikajua once I’m done with her kataenda Tu. Sikushughulika naye until usiku. Kuna vitu zingine huwezi taka kula ukiona.
Usiku ikafika. Kwenda kwa bed nikaanza kukadaradara kidogo. Tumatiti tulikuwa tudogo lakini from the way I saw things, there had been overgrazing.
Kushikashika kidogo mujulubeng akaanza kuitisha haki yake. No wasting time akaanza kuelekea upande huo. Nikashika kwanza nisikie vile nunu iko. Hakuwa amenyoa na fudhi zilikuwa ngumu Sana. I could smell kauvundo fulani kanatokea huko. Sikufurahia hata kidogo. I started feeling like si mchana tu ifike nijue vile nitamtoa. Nikajiambia hata sitamfuck.

Towards morning,nikajiulza nitamuacha kweli…aiii hapana. Nikaamua kama baya baya. Nikashikashika yeye kiasi na nikampindua. Nikachukua CD, nikawekelea kitu. There wasn’t struggling, Mr Dickson slid inside without much ado. Sign ya kuwa ni mtaro. Before I even cummed alikuwa ashaanza kupiga mayowe. Ati ni hivyo, kama hautaacha nitashout. Nikaamua wewe endelea tu kupigia mbuzi guitar . I thrust into her until I came. Ile smell ilikuwa hapo nilivumilia tu.

Nikatoka immediately niakenda bafu. Hakuwa na shughuli yoyote ya kuoga. Aliamka akaenda kitchen akaanza kupika uji,. Sijui alikuwa anadhania tumeanza kudate ama tumeoana. After some time nikamuuliza kwani haendi kuoga, akaniuliza kwani namfukuza. Nikamwambia hapana enda uoge. Akaenda reluctantly. Alipokuja hata hatukuongea. I had 1k note nikampea nikamwambia hiyo ni fare arudi home. Akanuna. … lakini akatoka. . Nikatoka tukaenda naye asidhanie nimemfukuza. Kufika a short distance hapo nje nikamwambia achukue boda aende stage.

Alipoenda a few minutes amefika town ananitext ati kuna tuviatu ameona tuzuri sana anataka nimununulie. Seeing that nikamwambia ile 1k nimempea atumie hiyo kununua. Fare to the place she had come from was something around soo mbili hivi. Alifika home akaniambia amefika. Nikamuuliza mbona alikuwa ananiambia niache kumfuck ama ashout. Akadai ati si nilikuwa nishamwanga. Nikashangaa kwani kumwanga is about her or me…then I asked her alikuwa anasema anashout kwa nini, anadai ati ndio nisione yeye ni mtaro.

After that chat I blocked her.

Umewai tomba mtu mlimeet Facebook? What was the experience?

Hapo Kwa tuviatu and the way you described her imenimalisa…

[Shiesty]

@Jimit

Pale form four I had a high school sweetheart. After KCSE we both went our ways. Juu alikua first love, we kept in touch adi venye alijoin college. Tukiwa campus I used to chat with her mdogo mdogo adi day moja akasema phone yake imespoil atatumia ya beshte yake. Matime alikua ananitext fb kutumia account ya uyu beshte ake. I didnt give it much thought back then coz I was innocent didnt even think of checking the girl’s profile. So one day natext uyo dem namwambia ako wapi Sharon, ati ananyonyesha mtoto. Ala, mtoto wa nani? Anasema Si ni wenyu. Namwambia mimi sina mtoto Sharon ananyoyesha mtoto yupi? Anasema ghai woiye nilidhani ni wenyu na ata alideliver to juzi haijakawia. Well, I didnt give it much thought, wasnt that much in love lakini pia nayo nilishangaa sana. Later on came to learn that Sharon had three kids. So ndo nkaanza kuongea na uyu dem anajichapia kuhusu my purported first love. Kidogo ivi tumekaa mabeshte. Kidogo ivi nmemuinvite. Well, typical Luo. Gigantic ass, thick ass, by all means a black beauty but mshamba kiasi kiasi. Alafu sijui alipigwa character development ama I just seemed out of her league coz self esteem ilikua chinii. Anyway alinitembelea Narok, muuch later, na mimi nilikula vitu three days in a row. Unfortunately we couldnt have anything official coz she was 2 years older than me.Yeye na yeye alidhani I am her bf and now we are lovers. Every sign indicated that in less than a year she would be a full blown momo nikitembea kwa bara bara watu waniambie “kijana salimia mama yako uyo”. I recently checked her pics online, and true enough, she went fully nuclear momo. Not Rexxsimba standards but just huge by my standards. What breaks my heart is she still texts saying she would never mind getting married to me and even hopes so and prays so. Damn.

Oa huyo msichana elder.

[Arnono]

@Pridex

So I bumped into this girl on Facebook. Nikamu-dm. Asking her where she was, she wasn’t far from where I was working. She had completed form for like two years ago and she was idling in town. Ati alichukuliwa na hii program ilikuwa inaitwa sijui nini, something to do with youth wanatreiniwa vitu kama catering and the like. I can’t remember the name. She gave me her number and we started talking.

From the way she talked she was fuckable, but was a church gal. Most often she could tell me she’s going for a kesha. So that made me think like I don’t want to make her trip. Nilijua ni mjinga wakati alianza kupost vitu kwa WhatsApp status na ananitaja. That was risky coz someone whom they know eachother could also know me and then get surprised. (I was dating, that’s why) I deleted the number. I stopped talking to her.

First forward, I got transferred. Covid ikaingia. I wasn’t going to job and I was bored in the house. So I went to FB and asked for her number again. She sent it. In one day I had convinced her to travel to come to my place. Alikuwa ametoka town ako ocha. Jua ilikuwa Kali na aliogopa kufanyishwa kazi za home so she was quick to agree to come. Nikatuma fare ya soo tatu.
Ndio huyo akafika. Seeing her for the first time kalikuwa kadogo na kakonde. So physically nothing could attract me to her. Lakini vile kashakuja singekaachilia tu hivyo. Tukaenda kwa nyumba.

Nikaset kalunch hapo haraka haraka. Kakakula. Kakaanza kuniambia story za vile hakaezi fanya kazi za shamba nyenyenye, kakaniboo. Lakini nikajua once I’m done with her kataenda Tu. Sikushughulika naye until usiku. Kuna vitu zingine huwezi taka kula ukiona.
Usiku ikafika. Kwenda kwa bed nikaanza kukadaradara kidogo. Tumatiti tulikuwa tudogo lakini from the way I saw things, there had been overgrazing.
Kushikashika kidogo mujulubeng akaanza kuitisha haki yake. No wasting time akaanza kuelekea upande huo. Nikashika kwanza nisikie vile nunu iko. Hakuwa amenyoa na fudhi zilikuwa ngumu Sana. I could smell kauvundo fulani kanatokea huko. Sikufurahia hata kidogo. I started feeling like si mchana tu ifike nijue vile nitamtoa. Nikajiambia hata sitamfuck.

Towards morning,nikajiulza nitamuacha kweli…aiii hapana. Nikaamua kama baya baya. Nikashikashika yeye kiasi na nikampindua. Nikachukua CD, nikawekelea kitu. There wasn’t struggling, Mr Dickson slid inside without much ado. Sign ya kuwa ni mtaro. Before I even cummed alikuwa ashaanza kupiga mayowe. Ati ni hivyo, kama hautaacha nitashout. Nikaamua wewe endelea tu kupigia mbuzi guitar . I thrust into her until I came. Ile smell ilikuwa hapo nilivumilia tu.

Nikatoka immediately niakenda bafu. Hakuwa na shughuli yoyote ya kuoga. Aliamka akaenda kitchen akaanza kupika uji,. Sijui alikuwa anadhania tumeanza kudate ama tumeoana. After some time nikamuuliza kwani haendi kuoga, akaniuliza kwani namfukuza. Nikamwambia hapana enda uoge. Akaenda reluctantly. Alipokuja hata hatukuongea. I had 1k note nikampea nikamwambia hiyo ni fare arudi home. Akanuna. … lakini akatoka. . Nikatoka tukaenda naye asidhanie nimemfukuza. Kufika a short distance hapo nje nikamwambia achukue boda aende stage.

Alipoenda a few minutes amefika town ananitext ati kuna tuviatu ameona tuzuri sana anataka nimununulie. Seeing that nikamwambia ile 1k nimempea atumie hiyo kununua. Fare to the place she had come from was something around soo mbili hivi. Alifika home akaniambia amefika. Nikamuuliza mbona alikuwa ananiambia niache kumfuck ama ashout. Akadai ati si nilikuwa nishamwanga. Nikashangaa kwani kumwanga is about her or me…then I asked her alikuwa anasema anashout kwa nini, anadai ati ndio nisione yeye ni mtaro.

After that chat I blocked her.

Umewai tomba mtu mlimeet Facebook? What was the experience?

:D:D:Dhizi hekaya banae

[dingoo_wa_ingoo]

what men say “nunu” truly deserve:-

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[Weyn]

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[uwesmake]

nonsense

[Jimit]

@Shiesty

Oa huyo msichana elder.

Three rules when you decide to get married.

1. You must be OLDER than your wife.
2. You must OUT-EARN your wife
3. You must be more KNOWLEDGEABLE than your wife.

[Gaza]

FB nikama brothel kwangu. Whenever sina form naingianga hapo na within minutes I pick up some young fine soft meat. It’s too damn easy it’s boring…

[Curious_Ke]

@Pridex

Kuna vitu zingine huwezi taka kula ukiona.

:D… Hua mko na roho chafu sana ya kudharau wasichana na bado mnataka slices

[OneReborn]

@Jimit

Pale form four I had a high school sweetheart. After KCSE we both went our ways. Juu alikua first love, we kept in touch adi venye alijoin college. Tukiwa campus I used to chat with her mdogo mdogo adi day moja akasema phone yake imespoil atatumia ya beshte yake. Matime alikua ananitext fb kutumia account ya uyu beshte ake. I didnt give it much thought back then coz I was innocent didnt even think of checking the girl’s profile. So one day natext uyo dem namwambia ako wapi Sharon, ati ananyonyesha mtoto. Ala, mtoto wa nani? Anasema Si ni wenyu. Namwambia mimi sina mtoto Sharon ananyoyesha mtoto yupi? Anasema ghai woiye nilidhani ni wenyu na ata alideliver to juzi haijakawia. Well, I didnt give it much thought, wasnt that much in love lakini pia nayo nilishangaa sana. Later on came to learn that Sharon had three kids. So ndo nkaanza kuongea na uyu dem anajichapia kuhusu my purported first love. Kidogo ivi tumekaa mabeshte. Kidogo ivi nmemuinvite. Well, typical Luo. Gigantic ass, thick ass, by all means a black beauty but mshamba kiasi kiasi. Alafu sijui alipigwa character development ama I just seemed out of her league coz self esteem ilikua chinii. Anyway alinitembelea Narok, muuch later, na mimi nilikula vitu three days in a row. Unfortunately we couldnt have anything official coz she was 2 years older than me.Yeye na yeye alidhani I am her bf and now we are lovers. Every sign indicated that in less than a year she would be a full blown momo nikitembea kwa bara bara watu waniambie “kijana salimia mama yako uyo”. I recently checked her pics online, and true enough, she went fully nuclear momo. Not Rexxsimba standards but just huge by my standards. What breaks my heart is she still texts saying she would never mind getting married to me and even hopes so and prays so. Damn.

Kweli ulisema huwezi kua heartbroken. Dem yako ako na mimba ya ninja ingine but ulishangaa tu.

[kanguthu]

@uwesmake

nonsense

wee maragoli uliacha kutomba mizoga yenye imeblackout kwa bar na huna adabu

[uwesmake]

@kanguthu

wee maragoli uliacha kutomba mizoga yenye imeblackout kwa bar na huna adabu

:D:D:D:D:D

bora ni warm na female nakula chief. kesi baadae

[Kodiaga]

Hehe

[Chiefguest]

Kuna kalejinga moja 2mekutana Fb juzi kesho anatravel nai kuniletea korokoro nimwagie mbegu. Nimelipa ticket ya 2nk already. Fb is a brothel in shot

[Curious_Ke]

@Chiefguest

Kuna kalejinga moja 2mekutana Fb juzi kesho anatravel nai kuniletea korokoro nimwagie mbegu. Nimelipa ticket ya 2nk already. Fb is a brothel in shot

… How do you get such na nimekua FB since it’s inception but have never got one.