Ku-share Mpenzi

Sex & Relationships
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kwa yule mpenzi wake anachepuka au kumsaliti… wafaa ujue kwamba suluhisho si vita…Cha msingi ni kumweka mpenzio wazi umwambie ukweli uliopo naye umsihi akuweke wazi ili mtatue shida inayowakumba

Kwa sasa sikiza hiki kibao cha Baraka na Ruby. Sikiza jinsi Ruby anamweka Baraka wazi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy9GgiIcTjc

Mistari ya huu wimbo

Eti nikuvumilie (univumilie)
Ku-share na bwana yule
Hata dhamiri yako wee (yako wee)
Ikusute unihurumie

Wewe nivumilie (nivumilie)
Nakupenda sana wewe
Hata moyo wangu wee
Umefungwa kwako wewe

[Verse 1 – Barakah Da Prince & Ruby]
Labda sijui mapenzi, ndo sababu ukakimbia
Au alikuwepo kitambo, hukutaka kuniambia
Na kiherehere cha kupost vipicha wenzangu
wananichora
Na kusema hujui, hivi kwanini umeninyima
amani ehee ehee

Basi nikueleze huko kulalama unaniumiza moyo
Ningekuwa na choyo, nisingedhamini upendo
Umejawa na lawama, ila ungenionea huruma
Wajua hali yetu mpenzi
Nisingeweza vumilia shida na ku-pretend
Inaniumiza nakuweka wazi
Niambie nimuache aende
Na magari nilirudishe, wazazi uwaambie
Kwenye nyumba watoke, usimame kama mume
Basi nambie, nimuache aende
Na magari nirudishe, wazazi uwaambie
Kwenye nyumba watoke, usimame kama mume

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:D:D
Considering the high volume of ‘marital woes’ threads kwa hii kijiji maybe watu wavumiliane.

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wacha niendeahe jingcheng polepole, hii kuvumiliana siwezani

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Hata nafsi ikiwauma yafaa wavumilie wapenzio… Tukiendelea hivi utapata talker fulani amemuua mkewe

5

Ebu ona hiyo thread ya Nostradumbass ya jana. Alipiga mkewe mapanga. Sasa anaishi kwa hofu atakuwa mfungwa wakati wowote sasa.

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Utagurumisha vibajaji hadi lini? Tafuta kabinti punyeto utupilie mbali

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tungekuwa na very interesting news…
@introvert kills @mabenda4
@gashwin kills @Guru
@uwesmake kills @Wakanyama
@Jirani kills @wagacue(grandmother in german)
@junkie CREAMPIED kills @Web Dev
@Ice cube kills @ purr_27
@Mzee mzima kills @Mrs4thletter
@kush yule mnono kills @palmela
@Bingwa kills @Ebonycurves
etc etc

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hehehe hii ni noma :D:D:D:D:D:D

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hehehe…god forbid…

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:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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tungekuwa na very interesting news…
@introvert kills @mabenda4

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D…this is messed up.

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Hehehe…

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Hehehe…hizo headline za murder. Aii @Fala 12

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Umesahau @Mundu Mulosi kills @Supu don

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The strangest thing is that most men (including me) do not mind chewing another man’s girl\wife but are not willing to share their own.

I just pray that I do not get to find out that my wife is cheating… It would not kill me but it…

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we dish out but are not comfortable receiving

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hio ilikuwa imenipita. lakini mulosi amekatwa kende juzi akawa pink handler but tunajua supu don habaguangi so mostly itakuwa @Supu don kills @Mundu Mulosi

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I am thinking I made a mistake kuwaambia niko na kaswende. Sasa kila saa mundu na kende. Mpaka @uwesmake anasema niko na kende moja.

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Boss waambie mwanaume ni akili si maumbile… How does it feel kuwa na kende wahed?

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Kuna some imbalance when walking ni kama nimebeba 20 litres ya maji in my left hand. Did not know my ball was this heavy, now I understand when people tell me I have balls of steel.