KTalkVille Weekly Gatheti: The Story

I have received numerous queries about what happened to the village gutter publication, and I wish to explain why you are no longer getting your weekly dose of shiet.

I stated in my original gatheti that I was writing as a means to occupy my time after losing my job, and secondly as an appeal to those who appreciate to support me financially. Well, I received all manner of responses (public and privately), job leads, survival tips and also financial support from two talkers. na matusi pia. And then a door opened.

One of the talkers who got my CV- not sure who, coz I sent to several talkers’ email addresses- was impressed by my gutter publication and gave my number to manager in a golf club located on the outskirts of the city. I met the guy -he had the gatheti open on his tablet- and he told me he would like me to be doing a weekly newsletter for them. We agreed on the format, what to include, the language to use (hakuna uchokosh hapo), schedules and the money. I deliver my draft on Wednesday for review and do corrections on Thursday to send the final by evening to the printer. The thing is printed on Friday and delivered to the golf club Friday 3pm. I get a check immediately. We have worked well and yesterday, I got my second check. I can confidently say that am very much okay now and this arrangement, despite not being in line with my career, is paying almost double what the muhindi was paying. Na haiko taxed :).

This would not have happened without the support of you, KTalkers, and most notably, the following people:
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[li]@The_Atheist: Though I dont know your current handle, you gave me this idea over a bottle of beer (you were paying). You gave me your notes. You gave me your phone when I shylocked mine. Man, uko juu tu sana.[/li][li]@admin and the team: When I put forth the idea and prayed to be allowed to become the village beggar, you not only agreed, but also offered valuable advice. Thank you.[/li][li]@mburu_brrr and @aviator + someone in Mombasa : Your financial support was awesome. Btw, when that anonymous person deposited money into my MPesa, stima ilikua imekatika.[/li][li]@m245 : Your internet gift enabled me to complete the task that earned me the contract. I just couldn’t have managed without it. I still have it. Boss, asante sana.[/li][li]@jimmy_m , @Young , @Okiya, @Cogito ergo sum: Asanteni nyote for your tips, job offers, leads and encouragement. Special thanks to whoever gave my CV to the guy at the golf club.[/li][li]@Dodi , your cartoons made the paper colorful. I hope to get a chance to work with you on the current project.[/li][li]@Jirani, @FieldMarshal CouchP and @uwesmake : Know what, when you appreciated my work, I felt very encouraged and got the energy to soldier on. Si kwa ubaya, but you guys rarely appreciate anything).[/li][/ol]
Thank you and God Bless you.
…switching handles now.

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Am very happy things are working out for you… Have not seen your work but nitaitafuta and get back to you.

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Apart from matusis this village is the invisible family that one can have… all the best man

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Hapo nosawa muyamaa (na accent ya @vuja de )

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Big up . This village is a source of almost anything from ideas advices etc. Wish you the best in what you choose/aspire to be.

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all the best in your current and future endeavours

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The level of brotherhood veiled behind the anonymity, matusis and chokosh wars is amazing. I am a living proof.

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i happen to be a personal friend to @mburu Brrr …he is currently banned …I talked to him and he’s happy for your success.

Several people may have done something to your betterment, but importantly, thank ALLAH (swt) for providence

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Soldier on bro.

All the best young man.

hapo sawa babaa keep on keeping on. Who’s doing the newsletter layout?

congrats buda this village is just home. lakini ktalkville weekly irudi bana hata kama ni once every fortnight

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na uweke section ya obituaries; watu wengi wamekufa hapa

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[li]Bingwa Scrotum[/li][li]Mburu Brrr[/li][li]Brrrrrrrrrrrrrr[/li][li]Bingwa Aliyebaniwa[/li][li]Dolter Ego[/li][li]Kirry[/li][li]Mamu[/li][li]Bingwa Scr0tum[/li][li]So many; i lost count[/li][/ul]

you had to create a new handle to post this?

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ha haaa. niaje BS

How draining is designing a magazine that you can’t do your golf club thing and Ktalkville? I don’t want to use any more words, it may come out as harsh.

Tuko wengi. Congrats and all the best man

This is my only handle; wotchu talking 'bout nigga!

B.S means?

Bullshit?

Need to learn how to respect ladies, bruh

NV member since today and you already know all those villagers:eek: