Ktalk year end awards

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We are almost approaching the end of the year and traditionally, we recognize talkers who contribute immensely to this village. The village has grown in leaps and bounds. We now have 2,500 members and 13 robots. Without wasting your time, we will recognize talkers in the following categories plus others that you may feel are appropriate:

  1. Male & Female talkers of the year

  2. Hekaya of The Year (HOYA)

  3. Diaspora talker of the year (akina @Dodi ,@Jirani @Unicorn, @Ka-Buda @kush yule mnono, etc)

  4. Best talker in the following categories:-
    [INDENT][ul]
    [li]News & politics[/li][li]Sports[/li][li]Technology[/li][li]Business[/li][li]Sex & relationship[/li][li]Entertainment[/li][li]Religion[/li][li]Health & fitness[/li][li]FTA & IPTV[/li][/ul][/INDENT]

  5. Best shemale

  6. Best avatar

  7. Best username

  8. Multiple handles of the year

  9. Best team of the year ( Team Cheki maneno, Team FTA, Team no click kama si clit, Team DFHKM, Team Nduthi, Team CSI, Team telegram, Team mandazi moto)

@admin has promised a monetary gift to the winners but due to security purposes, he cannot disclose the amounts for now.

Conspiracy theories ziletwe sasa

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Conspiracy theory 1.
Wewe ni admin.

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Best new villager

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okiya may be a backup admin look at the data he has

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hehehe. ati Best shemale?

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left out the crucial category under “best male thighs” … we shall need submissions to make a vote on this.

Those who post abs will have an added advantage.

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kama jirani ako diaspora watu wa kayole wapige nduru

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:D:D:D:D:D:D

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Umesahau, the most irritating villager, new villager

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I would Revise that Figure of 250o Down to 1000 .
It has Come to the Attention of Admin that some members have no less than 10 Handles… and that is just @uwesmake and Mrs. Mureithi.
The Amount of “Self Liking” and Monologues that is witnessed here means that we cannot have a Fair and Free Vote.

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in respect to this we should also have the "best pink titties"awards and ofcourse submissions will have to be accapanied with pictorial evidence
** contestants in the “Fisi of the Year” are particulary requested to vote in this category

*** those talkers nominated for “Nduthi Rider of the Year” award will not be required to vote as their palms will be deemed to be busy

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And Obviously a Category for the Horniest Female.
( I havent seen the Nominations But i think i know who is going to win that!..KiKikkiiiiiii…)

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Though the race is like a marathon, Mrs Mureithi is the front runner in #5

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goes to @Dismo huyu naye hachoki

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FAGGOT OF THE YEAR: HOMOWEBDEV.

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Hii ya @Dicarlo mambo smarta msee hua ni kali sana.

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Mimi nataka award ya Best Fitness advice, best ‘trying to put sense into Deorro’ , best ‘ignoring Jerry’s posts’ and creator of the ‘Mandazi Moto’ cover.

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Wakanyama apewe troll of the year award. Unaweza kuta that he’s a gay vegetarian who cries when trees shed leaves. Plus ni CORD damu.

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Best Anti-Christ of the year.

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@Wakanyama umetusiwo!

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