Ktalk Just Saved Me

Wakubwa, nliskiza advice yenyu, nikaamua kufanya venye introFART alisema. Kumbe what was in store for me is exactly what was in store @mentor I had been texting the chiq, bitch was married, she hasn’t told me yet.

Sasa mimi nakula nyama yangu yenye nlipurchase from @Wakanyama pole pole bila kusumbua, message ikaingia. Nkashtuka ile serious ikabidi nmezima simu hadi saa hii ndo nmepata courage ya kureply. [ATTACH=full]86181[/ATTACH]

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Monologue identified.

Mblo, cheza chini kama unajipenda. Unakumbuka yule villager alisaviwa na land rover yake ju ya kucheza na ma wife za wazitto?

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wadhani wawinda kumbe wawindwa

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Uking’olewa kichwa usikuje kusumbua kijiji

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yule mwenye alikua na land rover bullet proof na hakua anajua ni bullet proof

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Ndiye huyo sasa, noma jo.

Ata saa hii hana kichwa na anasumbua.

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cheza chini gadhee

While denying that you haven’t ‘played’ with his wife, you are confirming that you are willing to go ahead and do the same-this indicates that you already have a thing with the wife.What the hell! You have just given him a license to break your ‘fito’ legs and roast your balls brother.
NB: Run for the hills the very moment the coast is clear! Your much a do ‘bravado’ may just be your Achilles heel.

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Eti bingwa unasumbua :D:D:D:D:D:D

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Are you a primary school teacher?

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Pole kaka, saa hii ungekuwa hell unatafuta mbloti, Na sisi wanakijiji tungekuwa tumepoteza spoilt vote

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Huyo jamaa ana masweep, ati fito legs? :D:D

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eish kinana kwani miguu zako zinakaa aje,hahah

:D:D:D:D:D:D
Hii paka iko na drama mingi sanaa.
Senji kabisa.

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Messing with Someone’s wife is a sure death trap…cheza chini.

Mungu anisamehe

Ata hatujawahi patana na huyo mjamaa

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ungekuwa marehemu sai

…tutakuja kukula mchele ya kwenu ukidedi