Your esteemed attendance is required on this 16th day of March to witness the unprecedented albeit well received burial of the website. In attendance will be the archaic relic @FieldMarshal CouchP and the obstinate sloth @Nefertities who will parade her elongated titties for all to see and relish.
A major after party involving the village harlot @Female Perspective will be in order and even the closet-blowers should be all smiles as @culture will embroil guests to a pole dance with brother-in-arms mister @Eng’iti.