From 2008 to around 2016, Kenya was doing great. Internet penetration got better and the first thing Kenyans jumped onto was to insult other Africans using the KoT hashtag.
Your economic growth was 95% foreign loans and aid. Your consumption increased with little production as your elected leaders stole like nobody’s business. Even a drunk Uhuru said, “Hii pesa sio ya mama ya mtu. Mtu angoje wakati wake afanye anachotaka na kila mkenya akule mali yake polepole!”
Now you have Hasoora suckers! Deal with it! Mtaongea kwa radio stations, kwa mikutano, kwa kanisa, kwa matatu hadi mchoke!