Kneeling down or a house key?

The nerve that nvs have, this is tantamount to gross disorder and treason, liable for hanging by the prepuce.

But its a phenomenon unique to youngsters. Met another couple at a club said hi as they came in. Later on kitu midnight I see the “mrs” high as a kite and the jamaa is nowhere. so I ask where is flani. Eti oh he went home. today is my evening with the girls! Tafakari hayo.

Give us a hekaya without push coming to shove.

ungekafunga

unaelewa lugha gani boss ?

The husband is pussy-whipped.

sisi apana tambua kuweka pingu kwa kidole. mimba imetosha

Dem analala kuja anaoga na kuja ha ngotha kwa bafu inaitwa kuandika bendera to keep other poosies away. Next time anawacha blouse na less then toothbrush kidogo the entire wardrobe and that’s when you wake up one Sunday morning unaulizwa ulikua wapi mpaka saa name and that’s when it hits you shit, I’m married. And the rider “Ama unakuja umechelewa ju unajua niko na ball?” Fwuck! When? How? Who?