KNEC- KenyaTalk Nuvillager Examination Council

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Hawa N.V wamekuja na fujo sana itabidi wapewe exams sasa before wakue villagers:confused:

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Ktalk Studies
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[li]Who is the proud owner of a pair of Clawmatsu?[/li][li]Which talker is the official chokosh ambassador of ktalk in Pipalin City?[/li][li] Which two talkers are most famous for shedding tears kwi kwi like small boys?[/li][li]Arrange the following scenarios in order of the most dangerous to least dangerous[/li][/ol]
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[li]An invitation to the house of @Njamba Huthu.[/li][li]A proposal by @junkie to enjoy chips and guarana together.[/li][li]Interacting with @snapdragon with your phone at hand. [/li][/ul]
5. Describe fiatu fya momo vividly.
6. Which two talkers were affected by “skid marks” ?
7. Which type of car did @Purr_27 leave a mbuzi choma in after kujam na kufura kama mandas?
8. Explain the following ktalk phenomenon :

  Gioism -
  Mukunaisation-
  DFHKMBLBCNKN-
  Soul ties
  akanyalcrick
  tamunator
  
   9. Match the following sayings to their respective talkers

  Shait
  3k pekee..uko?
  Undisclosed lokeshen
  niceness and sweetness
  you have a small penis
  malair
  postnut clarity
  ferk

  10. Which talker dated a prostitute and hid in the bedroom wateja wakikujia biashara?
   11. Which was the most lethal sweep delivered by a talker?

ongezeni maswali ferrow villagers

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Hio number 11 imenifanya nicheke nikikumbuka vile birrionaire alifunga virago na kudisappear :smiley:

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:D:D alipewa RKO jirani style

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RKO of the season

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Explain 5 effects of Jincheng Jangiliism with sufficient evidence and examples of talkers suffering from it.

Which is the more lethal ndrink and why?
A. Jug Daniels
B. Gibleys
C. WD40
D. Supu ya Wakunguni the pest

What is likely to happen when a caesarean section production consumes three of the above drinks not produced by a pest?

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Who is the diasporan of the year?

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which is the other handle of screwmeffi?
a) mzee mijinga
b) nefmatako
c) mcoondo random
d) deorro

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Wueh :D:D:D:D:D

Name the talker who made the infamous caddie joke. Discuss for 20 marks

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  1. Disscuss with the aid of relevant diagrams the origin of beef between crayon thug introfart and the nubiseal in a undisclosed locashen
  2. Give 5 reasons why @Adeudeu is barred from boarding the sgr and mention the relevance of his fart in this scenario
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Who is usually nicknamed v

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Ooooh ni caddie manenoz sikua nimeshika:D

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Write the following Abbreviations in full
i. UOTP
ii. RWNEBP

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I always find #1 hilarious AF :D:D:D

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:D:D:D
Clawmatsu!!! Yawa

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“Kumamako matako ya mjuskafiri wewe, njoo hapa spitali uchukue scrap yako”
Eleza muktadha wa hii sweep.
(20 mks)

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1.Discuss the ‘ferk admin’ revolution (20mks)
2.Explain the possible causes of @Kidinyi’s disappearance (5mks)

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who is the talker who told of participation of golfing tournaments only to be discovered he was a candie

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What are the other handles za @kush kanono

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Other handles include (but not limited to) kate yule mweupe, miss finest busaa :D:D

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