Let me explain…Kiwaruu is that strangling feeling you feel when you encounter or discover that a person you thought was finished, is actualy doing very well…infact better than you.
A good example is when you meet your ex, the one you dumped after being promoted from a Merchadiser to a salesman. You see her kwa jam ukiwa kwa a congested matatu akiwa on the next lane driving a VW passat. Unashikwa na kiwaruu hadi you cant talk. Mdomo inamove tu but no sauti.
That feeling is priceless.
The monkey trader must be on drips to alleviate the congestion of Kiwaruu when he sees lower primary school kids surfing the web on their brand new laptops. Scratch that. Not laptops…thats so yesterday and only monkey traders use them. The kids are using Tablets. Like literally. Tablets.
The monkey trader next monday hataketi chini kwa rami na furimbi. He will do something worse. Trying to outdo CiC.
Its pathetic
Tablets tunazo ama hatunaaaaaaa?
All the promises and pledges za campaign 2013 are now done.
Between the three, the monkey trader is the man. Without him, those two are headless. They know it. And yet you hear them yapping ohhh sijui its my time to be the captain…you two are not even in the starting lineup. Hata kwa bench mtakaa the monkey trader akisema.
And the worst thing about kiwaruu is that it never goes down as long one continues to see the source of the kiwaru. So kuna mtu kiwaru haitawahi shuka…a second adam’s apple…
